United thread 2017/18

[casserole of nonsense]

Which big cùnt, there’s at least 659 million of them?

Quick fix for you, hope you don't mind?

 

[BigOscar]

I see Lukaku has been spouting off saying he is confident the Rags can chase us down. I hope we batter them in the Derby and Big nose gets sent off.

I saw a weird quote from him saying that United would be in business once Ibrahimovic comes back? Is that him admitting that what the team really needs is for him not to be in it? As I don't disagree with him but it's a worrying lack of confidence to have in yourself!

 

[Machiavelli]

Quick fix for you, hope you don't mind?

Not at all bruv, that’s what I meant!

 

[adrianr]

Ugh have these twats not fucked off into administration yet?

 

[manimanc]

I fecking love that thread!

A particular favourite:

Why do they say feck?
Are they all Irish?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Why do they say feck?
Are they all Irish?

 

[manimanc]

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Is that directed at HMRC?

 

[TCIB]

Now that was a fucking funny comedy. Almost as comical as watching utd fans writhe like a hooked hag fish which they are this season but great non the less.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Not for me..........