United Thread - 2023/24

[wolviedinho]

On a family holiday with a rag brother in law. I had him going tonight over Omar the great. Thought he was going to start throwing Jameson at me it got that heated. In typical United fashion this Omar is going to sort everything out and he is the best thing since well the last best thing lol.

We were righty on and it started after the pub. I was throwing a few easy jabs until Omar came up and I went through his CV with city and told him they have signed another commercial man. Well you would have thought I stole his lunch money and the unhinged Bombardment started lol. Once he started shouting over me and asking me to listen well I knew It was game over when he was visibly losing his shit. While I was laughing away.

I know I shouldn’t do it but it’s so easy to bait the rags. He went to bed soon after and that was that.

In fairness I was drinking with him all night and it wasn’t unit around 11.30-12 that he cracked. Proper city fans have resilience and fortitude to ride out the storm. United fans haven’t a clue about football hardship.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Chelsea to get something at Grief Central tonight then Wolves to batter the Rags.
Could be 11th by Friday :-)

 

[Grassland Blue]

Chelsea to get something at Grief Central tonight then Wolves to batter the Rags.
Could be 11th by Friday :-)

Here's hoping!
Fingers crossed.
They only need to drop another 7 places after that.....

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Neil Ashton been calling in favours from his mates to publish articles on St Fishfingers on how misunderstood he is and needs help.

Not pulled out the mental health card yet but it's coming

 

[bakerdave76]

A mere 13 articles today about Rashford in the Daily United.

1 of the articles tracked he’s bar movements in Belsfast. Lol!

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According to the Daily United, United are willing to provide counselling for Rashford. Yes, you read that correctly.

Perhaps he was following in George best's foot steps.......

 

[jrb]

Might as well have a black eye.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Might as well have a black eye.

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He'll be pulling his maggot over the exposure.

 

[Zubrman]

He'll be pulling his maggot over the exposure.

Ew!

 

[RodneyRodney]

On a family holiday with a rag brother in law. I had him going tonight over Omar the great. Thought he was going to start throwing Jameson at me it got that heated. In typical United fashion this Omar is going to sort everything out and he is the best thing since well the last best thing lol.

We were righty on and it started after the pub. I was throwing a few easy jabs until Omar came up and I went through his CV with city and told him they have signed another commercial man. Well you would have thought I stole his lunch money and the unhinged Bombardment started lol. Once he started shouting over me and asking me to listen well I knew It was game over when he was visibly lost his shit. While I was laughing away.

I know I shouldn’t do it but it’s so easy to bait the rags. He went to bed soon after and that was that.

In fairness I was drinking with him all night and it wasn’t unit around 11.30-12 that he cracked. Proper city fans have resilience and fortitude to ride out the storm. United fans haven’t a clue about football hardship.

They will soon.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Here's hoping!
Fingers crossed.
They only need to drop another 7 places after that.....

Fish fingers, I hope ?