United Thread - 2023/24

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Heard some Rags in the pub talking about sacking Tent Peg before the cup final, they want to bring the Goven Pisscan back for a one off match. The main reason being he would put a rocket up their arses.

Can you imagine a modern day footballer putting up with the "hairdryer" treatment that he used to rely on.

Fucking shambles of a club, long may it continue.

That Cockney Rag on Drive Time on Talk Sport mentioned this last week, that Bacon should be brought in to do the team talk......
Darren ''Jude Bellinam'' Bent put him straight saying if any rag player has to be inspired to play in a Cup Final at Wembley by listening to the ramblings of yesterday's man, then they shouldn't be anywhere near the changing room.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Should be closed down by the council. The fuckers have had games called off due to fake bombs in the toilets & fans breaking in before the game. Theyve poisoned people with uncooked chicken & this roof has been leaking for years…..

How the fuck do they get a safety certificate ?

It is actually a cause for concern if you’re a United fan. Could easily slip over in those conditions. Council should be forcing them to fix the issues.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Maybe the vermin were shielding their so called 'injured 'players. They will no doubt all be refreshed and fit for the FA CUP

Hopefully they are all so out of match practice and fitness - would be min of two weeks off, maybe three?
Or maybe the Ledlry King plan works when you have no refined structure to have to work to?

 

[Blue5964]

Sir Jim Ratcliffe spotted leaving Old Trafford.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

You've heard of the 02 arena?
Well this is the H20 arena!

Gound sponsor alert.

 

[Blue5964]

 

[cheekybids]

When Neville was saying no way can we get better commercial deals than the Rags, I wrote a post saying how can they imagine their commercial department being good when everything else is shit.

Since then Scruffy Jim has sacked all of their exec team bolstered them with ex City & sent an email telling all their staff are lazy cunts & need to get in the office.

When will Neville join the dots?

 

[Gray]

When Neville was saying no way can we get better commercial deals than the Rags, I wrote a post saying how can they imagine their commercial department being good when everything else is shit.

Since then Scruffy Jim has sacked all of their exec team bolstered them with ex City & sent an email telling all their staff are lazy cunts & need to get in the office.

When will Neville join the dots?

Is that the Neville that purports to be a walking encyclopaedia on the game, yet made a complete balls up of his one and only managerial job?

He is just one of the ever increasing number of talking pieces of wallpaper wheeled out for every televised game.

Far too many so called pundits trying to tell us the bleeding obvious, that we can clearly see for ourselves.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Don't worry rags... Jim'll fix it* for youuuuuu...


*With the help of a shit load of tax payers money.

 

[waspish]

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Don't worry rags... Jim'll fix it* for youuuuuu...


*With the help of a shit load of tax payers money.

The tax dodging Ratcliffe who apparently is with around 10/12 billions after hand outs from the British tax payer!