United Thread - 2023/24

[BlueAnorak]

Did anyone see this bag of shite article on the beeb a few days ago...

Manchester United players for sale: How much is the squad worth?

Amid Manchester United being open to offers for most of their squad, BBC Sport have worked with CIES Football Observatory to calculate the approximate market value of each player.

www.bbc.co.uk

I feel the Football Observatory quote was put together by a fan boy - whereas the TransferMarket quote was only mildly optimistic.

 

[TinFoilHat]

COME ON PALACE!

Do it for Eddie!

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Delusional? Maguire fight to be fit for final. Anyone even believe that sh1te?

 

[abu13]

With 4 games left for them this season I can honestley see them losing all 4, Palace and Brighton away, and Arsenal and Newcastle at home.They could easily finish the season over 30 points behind us :)

 

[remember arthur mann]

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Garnacho is looking a bit rough.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Garnacho is looking a bit rough.

Leaked his summer transfer move there.

 

[At-Swim-Two-Birds]

A succubus was a female creature that straddled sleeping men and, basically, shagged them while they were asleep.
An incubus was a male demon who did mch the same with women.

Works for me.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Leaked his summer transfer move there.

Is Jordan involved?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Is Jordan involved?

She will fuck anything to be fair.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

With 4 games left for them this season I can honestley see them losing all 4, Palace and Brighton away, and Arsenal and Newcastle at home.They could easily finish the season over 30 points behind us :)

One of the highlights on being in the tube to Wembley is the Mind The Gap ditty.

Even better with some rags in the carriage.