What a crap day yesterday

[oakiecokie]

Bit of an understatement actually !
Had a few beers in town and arrived at Mary D`s at about 3.00 pm,ready for a few more.No problem until a twat on Security decided I`d had to much pop and refused me entry.
Had all my faculties about me and no matter how much I pleaded this bastard wasn`t for letting me in.I did not swear or use insulting behaviour towards him.
So I trudged back to Mary D`s to watch the game on me tod,whilst my 7 other mates were watching inside the ground.
Ordered a pint and fuck me,I`d lost about £50 somewhere.So now I`m thirsty,skint and really pissed off !!
To make matters worse I also lost my glasses and me fooking elbow crutches,making it impossible to go anywhere else,until my mates came back and also scrounge a fooking drink or two off `em !
Thank fuck for the result.Now having to phone Mary D`s later to see if anyone has handed in both glasses and crutches.

 

[uwerosler28]

Bit of an understatement actually !
Had a few beers in town and arrived at Mary D`s at about 3.00 pm,ready for a few more.No problem until a twat on Security decided I`d had to much pop and refused me entry.
Had all my faculties about me and no matter how much I pleaded this bastard wasn`t for letting me in.I did not swear or use insulting behaviour towards him.
So I trudged back to Mary D`s to watch the game on me tod,whilst my 7 other mates were watching inside the ground.
Ordered a pint and fuck me,I`d lost about £50 somewhere.So now I`m thirsty,skint and really pissed off !!
To make matters worse I also lost my glasses and me fooking elbow crutches,making it impossible to go anywhere else,until my mates came back and also scrounge a fooking drink or two off `em !
Thank fuck for the result.Now having to phone Mary D`s later to see if anyone has handed in both glasses and crutches.

does sound like you were pretty pissed to be fair

 

[Pigeonho]

When you say lost £50 somewhere, are you sure you didn't lose it in the tills of various watering holes you were in prior?!

 

[FORZA CITY]

At what point did you realise you didn't have your glasses on your face?

 

[rickmcfc]

So you lost £50, crutches and your glasses, and you wonder why you weren't allowed in!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Alan - you lost your glasses, the elbow crutches you need and £50 (and everyone who goes on the piss claims they've "lost" money).

Admit it - you were completely arseholed.

 

[goat boy]

Might you have used another entrance to the ground?

 

[burning blue soul]

how can you lose a set of crutches that enable you to get around?

your 'i was sober' tale is tall my friend.

 

[Gaudinho's car]

Mate you were absolutely a***holed!! that's the way you've just described your experience for yesterday! Went out with £50, arrived home skint, couldn't walk and couldn't see!! Haha classic

 

[Ducado]

It's like a temperance advertisement the perils of the demon drink!