Threeinarow
Well-Known Member
And yes, it's a childish thread, but we all were one once having a laugh etc. Can you remember any? I still can remember a few, so here goes.
(to the Coco Pops tune)
My names Coco,
I'm a monkey like you,
I don't take drugs,
And I don't sniff glue,
I keep my jonnies in a cardboard box,
And I'd love to have it off with Samantha Fox.
In 1986,
The Queen pulled down her knicks,
She licked her bum,
And said yum yum,
It's better than weetabix.
(I got grounded for this and had to write it out 200 times)
In 1984,
The monkeys went to war,
They had no guns,
So used their bums,
In 1984.
Olly Olly Olly,
Tits in a trolley,
Born in a biscuit tin.
Sits on the grass,
With a finger up her ass,
Olly Olly Olly.
Tarzan swings,
Tarzan Falls,
Tarzan hurts his hairy.........
Elbow.
Down in the forest,
Where the green grass grows,
I saw a lady without no clothes,
Along came a cowboy dressed in Blue,
Down fell his trouser and out popped his....
What do you do when you need a poo in an English Country Garden....
These what I can remember are from the late 80's at Primary School.
What on earth would kids sing about today? Have the parents on here heard their kids singing songs like these or does it just not happen these days? I am talking like age 6 to 11 or so.
(to the Coco Pops tune)
My names Coco,
I'm a monkey like you,
I don't take drugs,
And I don't sniff glue,
I keep my jonnies in a cardboard box,
And I'd love to have it off with Samantha Fox.
In 1986,
The Queen pulled down her knicks,
She licked her bum,
And said yum yum,
It's better than weetabix.
(I got grounded for this and had to write it out 200 times)
In 1984,
The monkeys went to war,
They had no guns,
So used their bums,
In 1984.
Olly Olly Olly,
Tits in a trolley,
Born in a biscuit tin.
Sits on the grass,
With a finger up her ass,
Olly Olly Olly.
Tarzan swings,
Tarzan Falls,
Tarzan hurts his hairy.........
Elbow.
Down in the forest,
Where the green grass grows,
I saw a lady without no clothes,
Along came a cowboy dressed in Blue,
Down fell his trouser and out popped his....
What do you do when you need a poo in an English Country Garden....
These what I can remember are from the late 80's at Primary School.
What on earth would kids sing about today? Have the parents on here heard their kids singing songs like these or does it just not happen these days? I am talking like age 6 to 11 or so.