United thread 2017/18

[Leto]

Cue a million cringeworthy Zlatan is Chuck Norris style jokes, stuff like he didn't fix his broken leg, he broke the rest of the universe so he was normal now.

 

[KCblue]

Burton Albion in the League Cup draw and then Benfica, Basel, and CSKA in Europe. Can't say I'm surprised. They should progress with ease but if they don't win their group they should be pretty embarrassed.

 

[Deleted member 10327]

Twunts one and all just saying.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Burton Albion in the League Cup draw and then Benfica, Basel, and CSKA in Europe. Can't say I'm surprised. They should progress with ease but if they don't win their group they should be pretty embarrassed.

It's a standard easy draw,they have never known anything different


Celtic Benfica Copenhagen
Roma sporting Kiev
Villarreal Aalborg Celtic
CSKA Wolfsburg Besiktas
Valencia Rangers Bursaspur
Benfica Basel Otelui Galati
Galatasaray Cluj Braga
Leverkusen Shakhtar sociedad
Wolfsburg PSV CSKA

Compare with City's

Bayern Napoli Villarreal
Real Madrid Dortmund Ajax
Bayern CSKA Pilzen
Bayern Roma CSKA
Juventus Seville Monchengladbach

 

[KCblue]

It's a standard easy draw,they have never known anything different


Celtic Benfica Copenhagen
Roma sporting Kiev
Villarreal Aalborg Celtic
CSKA Wolfsburg Besiktas
Valencia Rangers Bursaspur
Benfica Basel Otelui Galati
Galatasaray Cluj Braga
Leverkusen Shakhtar sociedad
Wolfsburg PSV CSKA

Compare with City's

Bayern Napoli Villarreal
Real Madrid Dortmund Ajax
Bayern CSKA Pilzen
Bayern Roma CSKA
Juventus Seville Monchengladbach

Yeah, I know it's all the same as usual I just would have loved to seen them drawn with Madrid, Bayern, or Juve.

 

[Manchester1894]

So they look to be settling into a system and they bring big nose in, on big wages. Could be disruptive to the tempo of the play and cause some inconsistency.

 

[uteblue]

He will be slower than he was last year after that injury and his age, don't believe the bullshit on sites like espn saying he has had some kind of miraculous recovery

 

[bluethrunthru]

Twunts one and all just saying.

isn't the correct spelling SCUM ?

 

[Sir peace frog]

isn't the correct spelling SCUM ?

Plural is fucking scum

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Plural is fucking scum

Johnny fucking Evans Scum

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Derby day looks tougher now after CL fixtures

 

[Maly]

Groucho's younger brother...Skid.:-)

Cheers mate.....post of the day for me.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He will be slower than he was last year after that injury and his age, don't believe the bullshit on sites like espn saying he has had some kind of miraculous recovery

And will put Sir Marcus of Rashford back in the reserves

 

[roj]

The posh bog brush is back. Kleenex stock rises as internet enabled devices are wiped down.

 

[goater555]

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Wont be match fit until end of January
You cannot rush that injury and his age is against him despite the Benjamin Button bollocks he spouts.
Likely he will lose a yard as well and he wasn't the quickest anyway.
Lets hope his comeback is the wettest fart since the last episode of food poisoning struck a Trafford restaurant.

 

[mat]

****

 

[almir]

Zlatan won't be first choice now. He'll be behind Lukaku in the pecking order. Probably still bag 15 goals in cups and last 20 mins of games.

Martial is fucked again though. Rashford to a degree too.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Twunts one and all just saying.

Correct. Every last one of em.

 

[Blue Mooner]

It's a standard easy draw,they have never known anything different


Celtic Benfica Copenhagen
Roma sporting Kiev
Villarreal Aalborg Celtic
CSKA Wolfsburg Besiktas
Valencia Rangers Bursaspur
Benfica Basel Otelui Galati
Galatasaray Cluj Braga
Leverkusen Shakhtar sociedad
Wolfsburg PSV CSKA

Reads like a europa league roll call