United thread 2017/18

[kinkysdribble]

Please don't ban me for what I'm about to admit, I had an account on Ragcafe, I registered with the intention of being a WUM but really couldn't be arsed and only had 4 post to my name in 4 years, 2 of them in the last week, one in response to the cringeworthy " Pep doping" thread and the the 2nd in response to the £300 million spend not being enough, I just said that Mourinho is a genius cos all those lemmings are talking about is the money spent and not being able to compete with us cos our development was more advanced to start with, the "Big club tax" they have to pay in transfer fees, one idiot even said that the Di Maria fee shouldn't be included because he was such a huge flop, but not one of those dickheads could grasp that the point should be that they couldn't beat the footballing Giants that are Leicester or Burnley never mind us. Anyway they banned me! (Sorry for the punctuation, couldn't be arsed with all that full stop and paragraph stuff)

 

[jimharri]

 

[Don Karleone]

Scum

 

[kinkysdribble]

Quality, I've just got beer bubbles come out of my nose

 

[aguero93:20]

That probably cost me a keyboard :'D:'D

 

[pudge]

All their players are shite apparently according to their fans. However, not even a month ago, here's a few of their combined City/United XI's.

*Disclaimer: Do not drink anything whilst reading the following*

Not doing if X was manager, but my combined United/berties 11 would be...

---------------------DDG-------------------
----Bailly----------Jones--------Otamendi----
Walker--Matic--Fernandinho--Pogba--Young
-------------Aguero------Rom---------------

I don't rate Sterling, KDB, Sané as highly as most people do.

DDG
Walker Bailly Rojo Mendy
Matic Pogba
Lingard KDB Sane
Aguero

de Gea
Valencia--Bailly--Otamendi--Young
--de Bruyne--Matic--Pogba
----Jesus--Aguero--Martial

Why would pep or any other manager go for Ederson

De gea
Valencia bailly blind mendy
Pogba matic silva
De bruyne lukaku martial

De gea
Valencia stones blind mendy
Matic
Pogba Silva
De bruyne martial Sane

De God

Valencia Bailly Rojo (fully fit) Mendy

Matic

Pogba Silva

KDB Martial

Aguero

And they're only from the first page of the thread!

 

[IWasHere]

My goodness he is.
Looking forward to the guard of honour in April now, which (aside from the life events of my children and grandchildren) would just about be the best thing that has happened to me ever!

The pressure is building up and he knows it.

Just out of curiosity, if we were to win the league can we pick when we want the guard of honour to take place?

 

[Steve68]

How come Rag Caff spend so much time complaining about our expenditure?

The spending rules apply to both clubs (arguably more to us). They have a larger turnover and are more profitable so can actually spend more than us.

They just have owners more interested in looting than winning and a manager more interested in making excuses than spending money wisely (or coaching).

That they choose as a club not to spend what they could or hire Non Neanderthal managers who would spend money more wisely is all on them.

Sure, it must suck being owned by a family of Yankee Leeches but to basically blame us for having an owner more interested in success than bloodsucking is just daft.

 

[urban genie]

The pressure is building up and he knows it.

Just out of curiosity, if we were to win the league can we pick when we want the guard of honour to take place?

It ia not a requirement so teams don't have to give it if they don't want. So ccould be never

 

[marco]

It ia not a requirement so teams don't have to give it if they don't want. So ccould be never

no chance they would ever agree to doing that