Alexis Sanchez

[nmc]

He's just doing the stadium tour en route to meeting up with Woodward at Old Trafford and putting the finishing touches to Sanchez's move to United

Apparently Ed has structured a deal where Sanchez stays at Arsenal this season and United get him for a knock down £90m next summer.

 

[Norbiton]

Any news from a chile source yet?

Yes - I'm on the kebab.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Daily mail has us at a 6.5/10 rating of how likely it's going to happen.

If that doesn't instil you with confidence then I despair!!

 

[nmc]

Can i flap yet?

No get your pussy ready.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

He's just doing the stadium tour en route to meeting up with Woodward at Old Trafford and putting the finishing touches to Sanchez's move to United

I knew it! Ooooh those pesky rags. He's doing a Jim Bowen "let's have a look at what you could have won".

 

[urban genie]

been out of internet range since 7am, has he signed yet?

 

[i8rags]

The clock is ticking

I would like to think so

 

[aguerooooo]

Doing a recky of the stadium and what its like, facilities etc. Maybe he only trusts brother to report

yep he still has that superstition when he plays at the Etihad he has to be wearing a full burka

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Any news from a chile source yet?

You mean... our man in Chili, He's swanning around looking rather debonair in a linen suit and a Panama 'at as we speak. No news yet though.

 

[Essembe]

He has signed according to the Red Hot (off the press) Chilli Papers!

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

He has signed according to the Red Hot (off the press) Chilli Papers!

Very good ;)

 

[Father Paul]

I'd have this over the line by now.

So would I but I would have to pay 20 or 30 million over the odds.

 

[Father Paul]

So we'll offer £60m next I presume, which will be rebuffed, then finally £70m before getting this over the line tomorrow.
Arsenal will release a statement that Wenger's relationship with Sanchez had broken down so much, that he had to leave, and that they've got a very good deal, and they're bought Mahrez and Bojan.
Arsenal TV will do special transfer deadline piece, the fans will be ecstatic, convinced that they've got the better deal, blud.....

If they got those two it would not be a bad deal from their point of view tbh.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Who wants to go to Arsenal in a swap deal ?

 

[aguerooooo]

Dont worry they have to save 1or 2 major deals for Jim White and his pantomime tommorow night. Otherwise why would he ponce about in his yellow tie

 

[mancitypj]

I'm just nervous I guess, but these things have a habit of happening very quickly if all parties are willing and able.

Apparently Sanchez has already told United that he isn't interested.

 

[BlueDejong]

Here we go

 

[MP71]

I am disgusted with myself for how excited I feel.

 

[johnmc]

His brother could be an authorised representative even if he isn't his agent? Could be doing bits of paperwork possibly?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Who wants to go to Arsenal in a swap deal ?

Or more to the point, who wants to go to Arsenal period ?

On the evidence of recent events, the place is a fucking shambles.