Media Thread 2017/18

[Mike N]

Merson and Big nose laying into Sergio, tbf Charlie was more understanding, stelling the cockend still thinks gundongan is out

Like it matters what these four chumps say about anything?

 

[Phil1]

The press and media in general were always going to go after Aguero for this. They hardly need an excuse do they? Bet the ****s were rubbing their hands with glee when they woke up to the news. Cockroaches and parasites.

 

[kaz7]

Football focus,Kilblaine talking city saying sergio was in the wrong and lescott asked about the chav team only,head scratcher that one

 

[Shirley]

He would probably fly directly to London to be with the team and that wouldn't have taken more than about 40 minutes.

He was on a private jet flight to and from Manchester, with time difference he could have been home and tucked up in bed by midnight. Training on Friday was at 11am.
But don't let the ****s in the media know that.

 

[Burtonblue]

Nice to see BT have reverted to kangaroo court punditry today again.
I suspect we may not get the most positive feedback from that lot...

 

[moon]

Garth Crooks says Aguero injury was self enforced

 

[Mike N]

Garth Crooks says Aguero injury was self enforced

Mr Toad needs to wind his big fat neck in.

 

[PW]

Garth Crooks says Aguero injury was self enforced

When I listen to Garth Crooks talk about football or read his articles his knowledge is similar to that of my wife, who knows fuck all about the game. Another imbecile stealing a living as a so called expert pundit who as a player was hardly at a level where he can pass comment on any of our current squad.

As for them clowns on Soccer Saturday, where do you start. Phil Thompson who for a player of a decent stature embarrasses himself with his obvious bitterness that Candlepool are regressing season after season, Champagne Charlie who again was no great shakes in his day and is still living in the eighties, William Hills favourite hoover nose who contradicts himself so often it's like he suffers from schizophrenia and all conducted by that sly twat Stelling with his constant little digs.

I just hope Pep clears up and shoves it up all of the media's arse.

 

[2sheikhs]

If Chelsea would have had an extra day off like we did and if morata hadn't gone off injured, they'd have won that game. Oh and the weather was a bit shit and we're more used to that than they are. And if you're aunty had a dick, she'd be your uncle.
I suppose we'll have to wait a little longer for our first real test of the season.

 

[dom]

Why aren't I surprised that the daily fail hate us.......fook off back down south and lick royal and Wimbledon bottoms...

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Whilst searching for a stream at about 5:15, I heard one pundit (can't recall which one) say

"it's time for Gabriel Jesus to take a step up"...

...really? Where have they been? It's not as though he's had a couple of run outs, and struggled to adapt to the Premiership.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Surprisingly balanced article from Herbert in the i today, usually a twat to be fair.

Thought he'dgone to the Mail?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

Anyone seen Ladyman's piece in the Fail? If you haven't then don't bother and save yourself from blood pressure problems.

I haven't, but you should try Draper's match report. I think it says we lost.

 

[dickie davies]

Can someone tweet this back to the Mirror

 

[whitenoise]

From the BBC, is Stone having an evening off celebrating their 4-0 win against the mighty CP ? (Sorry Ric I know you don't like full text being quoted but I'm guessing it will be toned down later on the website when they all get back from the pub and realise they're not top anymore)

Manchester City returned to the Premier League summit with an outstanding win at reigning champions Chelsea that was far more convincing than the scoreline suggested.

Kevin de Bruyne's spectacular 67th-minute winner against his former club, a rising left-foot drive from outside the area, gave Pep Guardiola's side a victory their dominance deserved and saw them leapfrog back over arch-rivals Manchester United.

City were without striker Sergio Aguero, who sustained rib injuries in a car crash in Amsterdam on Thursday, while Chelsea lost top scorer Alvaro Morata to injury in the first half.

Guardiola's men coped with Aguero's absence superbly, and threatened to score long before De Bruyne finally broke the deadlock, with Chelsea keeper Thibaut Courtois making a brilliant reflex save from Fernandinho's header before the break.

City never looked in danger once De Bruyne scored and almost added a second when Gabriel Jesus' volley was headed off the line by Antonio Rudiger.

 

[adr2.8i]

Can't wait to see what MOTD say tonight after that performance. £100 bet some dick will still say "I'm still not convinced about city's defence' .......

 

[manimanc]

Daily mail editor-" so lads have we sharpened them knives for those city wankers in blue..."
Daily mail journalist- "erm..."
Daily mail editor- "come on come on what score did Chelsea win by.."
Daily mail journalist- "erm boss I need to tell you something.."
Daily mail editor- " what? Not enough space to fill in a Chelsea romp.."
Daily mail journalist- "no boss.....it didn't quite go to plan."
Daily mail editor- " ................"
Daily mail journalist - " are you still there boss.."
Daily mail editor-"....*gurgling*...."
Daily mail journalist-"what we going to do.."
Daily mail editor -" nooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Daily mail editor-" please say Chelsea had an off day, they had half a team out and that the ref helped city..."
Daily mail journalist- "Roger that.."


Something like that.

 

[JASR]

Daily mail editor-" so lads have we sharpened them knives for those city wankers in blue..."
Daily mail journalist- "erm..."
Daily mail editor- "come on come on what score did Chelsea win by.."
Daily mail journalist- "erm boss I need to tell you something.."
Daily mail editor- " what? Not enough space to fill in a Chelsea romp.."
Daily mail journalist- "no boss.....it didn't quite go to plan."
Daily mail editor- " ................"
Daily mail journalist - " are you still there boss.."
Daily mail editor-"....*gurgling*...."
Daily mail journalist-"what we going to do.."
Daily mail editor -" nooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Daily mail editor-" please say Chelsea had an off day, they had half a team out and that the ref helped city..."
Daily mail journalist- "Roger that.."


Something like that.

Sounds like downfall' subtitling :-)

Still think the 1-6 one was a classic, with Giggs as Goebells

 

[kaz7]

Why don't the media adore pep like they did before he got here? it's a mystery to me

 

[manimanc]

Sounds like downfall' subtitling :-)

Still think the 1-6 one was a classic, with Giggs as Goebells

What is downfall subtitling?
No into street talk.