United thread 2017/18

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sky ,united ,Liverpool and the written press thought this was going to be a week long istory wankfest , week long wankathon on the glorious and magnificent istory these clubs have ,the titanic clash that produced football we could boast about around the world ,to show the world that the prem is the biggest and best league in the world,led by these two behemoths of world football.

7-2 THEY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING :)
 
Maureen showed exactly how he will play against teams he sees as threat. Yet this season it’s been shown time and time again if you get at Liverpool’s defence you’ll get goals. But no he decided to be defensive, their fans slaughtered Van Gaal for doing the same yet they hail Maureen for getting a hard earned point. They’ve been in decent scoring form albeit against teams where they should win. Soon as anyone who’s got a real attacking threat the bus comes out. All that build up on sky and what a dull game
 
citytilllidie said:
Great headline too. 'Jose Mourinho - Football's Enemy'! By Holt

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4980254/Jose-Mourinho-returns-enemy-football.htm
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trumpton said:
Not a single attempt at goal in an entire half of football says it all.
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I love this from Holt's article

As it had been foretold, Mourinho parked the bus again at Anfield. Even though it is his default tactic, it is always hard not to be disappointed when a team with United's attacking talents are reduced to playing defence in a game of attack versus defence. In United's last two visits to the home of their fiercest rivals, they have managed two shots on target.

That is two shots on target in both games together. Not each game.
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Bluemoonbaldboy said:
Maureen showed exactly how he will play against teams he sees as threat. Yet this season it’s been shown time and time again if you get at Liverpool’s defence you’ll get goals. But no he decided to be defensive, their fans slaughtered Van Gaal for doing the same yet they hail Maureen for getting a hard earned point. They’ve been in decent scoring form albeit against teams where they should win. Soon as anyone who’s got a real attacking threat the bus comes out. All that build up on sky and what a dull game
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Yep it was a masterclass in negativity by the Boriniho
 
peace frog said:
sky ,united ,Liverpool and the written press thought this was going to be a week long istory wankfest , week long wankathon on the glorious and magnificent istory these clubs have ,the titanic clash that produced football we could boast about around the world ,to show the world that the prem is the biggest and best league in the world,led by these two behemoths of world football.

7-2 THEY DIDNT SEE THAT COMING :)
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Fucking love it. What a boring bunch of twats.
 
manimanc said:
Stats just in from the Liverpool v man Utd game yesterday.
Total shots- man utd 1 /Liverpool 7
Touches of the ball from lukaku- 4
Touches of the ball from the ballboy- 10.
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The xG numbers are even more hilarious. Though you should take into account Salah's awful shooting:
 
In the spirit of songs, that classic from Musical Youth:
'Park the bus against a top 10 side'
 
manimanc said:
This could have legs.
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There's more if you want, I wasn't sure of posting it...getting a bit RAwKish.
There's a couple of couplets I haven't really got my teeth into.


NB I've had plenty of time this morning, attending A&E - I'm fine.
 
JASR said:
There's more if you want, I wasn't sure of posting it...getting a bit RAwKish.
There's a couple of couplets I haven't really got my teeth into.


NB I've had plenty of time this morning, attending A&E - I'm fine.
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go for it

Can you include

COS YOU'RE SHIT!!
Yeah Man U You're shit
Yeahh Man u fuckin shit
 
Can't post a link on my phone but PEG appears to be planning for the future away from the swamp as he starts flirting with psg on the BBC website
 
Quote of the season from that mail article ...............
As United's stifled creative players headed one by one for the touchline in the second half, they looked like refugees from the land of entertainment. No wonder they trudged to the bench heads down and demoralised. This kind of football is no fun for anyone.
 
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