United thread 2017/18

[Armaan]

Ashley clunge.. bwahahahhaahaa

Chris smallcock is my favourite lol

 

[Pam]

Icing on the cake for the Raggies today. ... Liverpool go 2-0 up.

 

[bobmcfc]

SkillsSnitch
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Every time I see City, I watch De Bruyne and think "that's what Pogba should be doing for United". Generally he doesn't even come close.


Everytime I see city, I think if only we had a manager as great as the one they have. Pity.

 

[Pam]

Fucking hilarious. I give them a "B" for effort, though, in the excuse-making stakes.

 

[Barcon]

This could now get interesting quickly.
Rags next league games.
Chelsea home.
Palace away
Liverpool home
West Ham away

The way they are playing I can see them getting as little as 6 points from those games

Chelsea - 1 point
Palace - 1 point
Pool - 0 points
West ham - 3 points
Max.

 

[Blue Mist]

Come on lads, you are slow today, wheres the Smallthing dive ? i expected it to be posted already.

Oh and if you have a minute the Sanchez miss,, I'd do it but I am still laughing.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Spurs and Liverpool will overtake them and if it wasn't for the turbulence in West London they would be finishing outside the top 4

Chelsea will be only 3 point behind them after Monday’s game against WBA.

 

[roj]

This is beautiful.

Has his head shrunk or is he wearing one of those sumo suits?

Edit: Ashley Clunj lol. Said it before - I do quite like him.

 

[doobyedoobye]

Chelsea will be only 3 point behind them after Monday’s game against WBA.

I just can't see Conte holding it all together

 

[Bluemanc100]

Gutted... our Sandra has blocked me...

 

[journolud]

Good parody account that

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Has his head shrunk or is he wearing one of those sumo suits?

Edit: Ashley Clunj lol. Said it before - I do quite like him.

Lol.

 

[Decepticon]

Come on lads, you are slow today, wheres the Smallthing dive ? i expected it to be posted already.

Oh and if you have a minute the Sanchez miss,, I'd do it but I am still laughing.

 

[Tanzeylee]

It isn’t so long ago the media / press and every rag sycophant on the planet were telling us it was going to be ‘a manchester head to head’ for the title this season.

Oops.

To be fair the rags are equal on games played so they have got some parity with us

 

[bluealf]

tossers lol

 

[Mid Wales blue]

He seems to double in size every time I see him.

I think he’s on the Same diet our players were on under Pellegrini!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

In their defence, they’ve only been able to sign about 3 more ‘final pieces of the jigsaw’ since they signed original ‘final piece of the jigsaw’ Matic.

If they sign a few more ‘final pieces of the jigsaw’ they might be ok.

They need to find the box top with the picture on it first .

 

[aguero93:20]

It isn’t so long ago the media / press and every rag sycophant on the planet were telling us it was going to be ‘a manchester head to head’ for the title this season.

Oops.

They were right though, it's between Manchester City and Manchester City.

 

[aguero93:20]

That wouldn't be a problem in golf never mind football.

 

[blueinsa]

They are actually being serious as well pmsl.

wet pitch.....fucking disgraceful making them play on a wet pitch and dont get me started on the wind lol