United thread 2017/18

[FantasyIreland]

Back on topic please.

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[Mike N]

Have you been to spec savers recently , how can you get a BMW mixed up with a big red bus

I wasn't wearing my glasses to be fair!

 

[TravisBickle]

They were just glorified bully boys in those days. ****ona with a red card tackle in the first minute and Keane running around with impunity, safe in the knowledge he could get away with anything at the Swamp.

They could easily have had 3 players sent off in that clip alone.
CNUTS!

 

[M18CTID]

They were just glorified bully boys in those days. ****ona with a red card tackle in the first minute and Keane running around with impunity, safe in the knowledge he could get away with anything at the Swamp.

Funny how Keane shat himself when Quinn went for him

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They could easily have had 3 players sent off in that clip alone.
CNUTS!

Wasn't it ever thus.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Sanchez has gone in to the swamp and fucked it up for them.
Dodged a bullet there.

Tossed a hand grenade into the nest of vipers!

 

[inchy14]

They were just glorified bully boys in those days. ****ona with a red card tackle in the first minute and Keane running around with impunity, safe in the knowledge he could get away with anything at the Swamp.

What fucks me off most with clips like that and when Keane did Haaland, no city players really wanted it, only Quinn after the incident with Flitcroft but where were they when Keane did Kinky or Cantona started at the start of the clip? They should have been flying in showing the ****s that we might not be as good but we wouldn't be bullied and intimidated by them, problem was we were which is why we fucking struggled so much.

 

[Blue Mist]

There is no chance this United team could win the Champions League. The first decent side they face will beat them comfortably.

A lot of Blues said that last season about the Thursday night cup. This season they have been saying 'well when they play xxxx they will be found out.' The Scum are still second. Maureen is likely to beat Seville, he is then likely to bore any teams he gets in the next round into submission. Never be fooled by this lot, they could win it with the worst football we have ever seen (and a friendly ref)

 

[Blue Mist]

They were just glorified bully boys in those days. ****ona with a red card tackle in the first minute and Keane running around with impunity, safe in the knowledge he could get away with anything at the Swamp.

This clip shows how they ran the games not the referee.............. and I dont think it is much different now.

 

[kaz7]

I can see by your 2 posts on this particular subject that you feel deprived and pretty hard done by by the fact that you can't take the piss out of more vulnerable members of society.
A joke to one person is actually an attack on another's condition/way of life/disability.
Society embraces PC because it protects people who otherwise would be persecuted by people who should know better.
There's no need for it.

Sorry mods i need to answer this
I am a vulnerable disabled person,i have no probs with people taking the piss out of me in a jokey way,there is a big difference between actual abuse and joking

As you were

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

I can see by your 2 posts on this particular subject that you feel deprived and pretty hard done by by the fact that you can't take the piss out of more vulnerable members of society.
A joke to one person is actually an attack on another's condition/way of life/disability.
Society embraces PC because it protects people who otherwise would be persecuted by people who should know better.
There's no need for it.

no it doesn't.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Sorry mods i need to answer this
I am a vulnerable disabled person,i have no probs with people taking the piss out of me in a jokey way,there is a big difference between actual abuse and joking

As you were

Well said Karen, as an aside, society does not embrace PC either, its a blight on society actually and gets in the way of protecting vulnerable people rather than enhancing it..

 

[Leto]

They were just glorified bully boys in those days. ****ona with a red card tackle in the first minute and Keane running around with impunity, safe in the knowledge he could get away with anything at the Swamp.

Keane was/is such a sad bastard. "Ooh he's well 'ard", because he kicked people? Fuck off. It's like calling a boxer that uses snide with low blows or loaded gloves hard, no you're a cheat and you're a prick.

Also wasn't it Keane that made a big deal in his autobiography about looking at everyone's cocks in the showers and took the piss out of Neville? Firstly, why the fuck are you looking, and secondly, his phony hardman shtick is probably just to make up for his own shortcomings. He must've thought if he said it about someone else then no one would realise it's him with the micropenis.

 

[SWP's back]

Surely we shouldnt be taking the piss at all. Why is it ok to say one not the other? Which is my whole point

Is that a serious question?

You think taking the piss out of homosexuality is similar to taking the piss out of thieves?

 

[San Tropez]

Well according to Mourinho, beautiful football means giving the opposition what they want.

So he won't care if his CF's first touch sends the ball to Timbuktu every time his defenders hoof it up that far. He will hypnotise opponents' forwards with his parked bus and sooner or later along will come a friendly ref to award them a "penalty" and Bob's your uncle.

 

[bluemc1]

A lot of Blues said that last season about the Thursday night cup. This season they have been saying 'well when they play xxxx they will be found out.' The Scum are still second. Maureen is likely to beat Seville, he is then likely to bore any teams he gets in the next round into submission. Never be fooled by this lot, they could win it with the worst football we have ever seen (and a friendly ref)

Yep it worries me I’ll admit, just look at how much we were better than them at old Trafford yet it took 2 mistakes from them for our goals and Lukaku missing a chance he should bury to get the win
They are the luckiest fuckers I’ve ever known

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Sorry mods i need to answer this
I am a vulnerable disabled person,i have no probs with people taking the piss out of me in a jokey way,there is a big difference between actual abuse and joking

As you were

Well said.

 

[KCblue]

So De Gea's contract is up after next season. If they don't extend him before the end of the season they're really going to be playing with fire. Being that he would cost a world record fee for a keeper, I'm sure Madrid would love for him to go through next season without signing on the dotted line...be interesting to see what United offer him.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Wonder how much Eddies value has increased in the short time he's been with us, wouldn't swap him for any other keeper on the planet ...!

 

[nmc]

A lot of Blues said that last season about the Thursday night cup. This season they have been saying 'well when they play xxxx they will be found out.' The Scum are still second. Maureen is likely to beat Seville, he is then likely to bore any teams he gets in the next round into submission. Never be fooled by this lot, they could win it with the worst football we have ever seen (and a friendly ref)

The reality is that for one reason or another they never met a half decent team in last years Europa league. Even against St Etienne the ref decided the tie with some of the most corrupt refereeing seen anywhere. They will get nailed by whoever they draw in the next round luck or no luck.