United thread 2017/18

[Mr Blue Moon]

"I came to win the Premier League"

Zlat's All Folks!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Well they got to mirror the same project the first team does and there team will start in the second division.

Whoosh!

 

[bluemonkey71]

So he’s gone blow a load more cash in the window and play the same old crap style. One more season and he’s gone

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Hahahahahahah

Skip to 3:00 for the best part everyone.

face like a smacked arse

 

[Easy]

face like a smacked arse

Hahaha you can see he was seriously annoyed with the question.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Hilarious. CNN Sports Presenter Amanda Davies asks Jose if he's going to change and play positive, exciting football :D

So Jose, the scum are still "in transition". Long may it continue!

 

[journolud]

Yeah I think Huddersfield are still in transition too they will be a force again soon

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Fuck my life.

Never get why we say wio or wooney, don’t know who’s speech impediment we are taking the piss out of. Put it this way if united fans wrote Kevin De Bwune or lewoy sane it would be equally as cringey

 

[Tom_mcfc]

It’s acceptable if it’s Tony Angelino!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

"I came to win the Premier League"

Who the fuck wears a hoody under a leather jacket?!

 

[Vienna_70]

Well they got to mirror the same project the first team does and there team will start in the second division.

I think it’s fucking disgraceful that they think they can go straight into WSL II. They should be starting in NW League III, or whatever is the lowest level available.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Who the fuck wears a hoody under a leather jacket?!

Los Angelinos when the temp is below 65 F (18 C). He'll fit right in there.

 

[Vienna_70]

Rags who mention they can't compete with our spending are completely stupid. They have signed 3 players who have all cost considerably more than De Bruyne. Plus they are paying their top players more than ours earn. But it's us who are 'buying success', they are just 'investing' when buying players, because Man-ure 'generate' all their revenue the 'right way'. Tossers.

Four.

Carlton, Emile, tia Maria and Whatshisname.

 

[Vienna_70]

Silly big nosed prick :-)

That’s no way to talk about the original Phil Jones!

;-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Hahaha you can see he was seriously annoyed with the question.

couldnt you just.

 

[IWasHere]

"I came to win the Premier League"

 

[abu13]

I feel bad for laughing but that is quite funny :)

 

[Fred_Quimby]

A women’s team!! How the f... are they going to manage that? They have no money and no way will it pay for itself. Who is going to buy all the shirts of all the players, who nobody has heard of, coming in from their youth ‘system’. Going to mirror the hoof ball of the men’s team, should be good for a laugh.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Uprise, lol.

 

[Easy]

Uprise, lol.

Lol that can’t be real