United thread 2017/18

[Bpughh]

+ made my day. great game that was

 

[oakiecokie]

6-1 . isco had 3. otamendi 1

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

As Jesse ping-ping scored in an international - is he currently rated as the bestest England player ever?
Personaĺly I wouĺd not put him anywhere except left back (in the changing room). Diving, cheating and lazy - just my opinion.

 

[Mraitch]

I have been looking at private plates and came across this gem.

 

[Bpughh]

Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

baha didn't know what thread I was in. Tis true though

 

[Vienna_70]

I have been looking at private plates and came across this gem.

MIND THE GAP!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The same can also be said for those members of the armed forces.

Correct.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Does anyone know the Argentina v Spain final score?

Easy to check on BBC website..... but it was 6-1 to Spain.
Otamendi scored the Argies goal and Willy came on as a sub keeper when it was 1-0 :O

 

[citytill1die84]

Piano Man

It's 3 O'Clock on a Saturday
Regular cockney's shuffle in
There's a rich man on the football pitch
Doing fu#k all to help the rags win.

Sanchez can you play us a memory
Can't remember it, maybe its us?
About a man who once liked to play football
Gave it up, to park Jose's red bus

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
We're Man CIty and we'll take the piss out of you
'cause you picked the rags and they're shite

And Mourinho is practising politics
But looks more like he's losing the plot
Likes to think he's a master tactician
Pep just laughs, PEG its clear that you're not

And Pogba is the new Carlton Palmer
Govan Piss can, he ditched him for free
On reflection, did well to get that much
But his haircuts are legendary

Sing us a song, you're the piano man
Sing 'glory glory' tonight
We're Man City and we'll take the piss out of you
'cause you picked the rags and they're shite

Haha brilliant.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

I see sky are running the headline of family man Ryan’s debut as wales manager as ‘the most nervous he’s ever been’.

I’d be a lot more nervous if I’d got my brothers wife knocked up at the time.

 

[inchy14]

Happy world piano day Sanchez..

 

[TonyM]

I see sky are running the headline of family man Ryan’s debut as wales manager as ‘the most nervous he’s ever been’.

I’d be a lot more nervous if I’d got my brothers wife knocked up at the time.

Lol so true

 

[Sid C]

I have been looking at private plates and came across this gem.

I’ve had two rag numbers plates on retention for over 10 years. I originally planned to sell them and for a laugh donate some to City’s academy and make a nice profit myself. Obviously City don’t need any money now and I’m too stubborn to let a rag have them. When I pop off I’ve told my 2 lads to keep them on retention forever. It’s nice to be nice.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

I liked that, works after a while but where were the la didi daas lala etc mate.

Works after a while? WTF!!! Tough crowd.

Oh well

I was going to do the La di daas, but couldn't be arsed taking the time to. Mind you, if I have to answer another person as to why I didn't do them, I'd have been better off doing them.

 

[aguero93:20]

I see sky are running the headline of family man Ryan’s debut as wales manager as ‘the most nervous he’s ever been’.

I’d be a lot more nervous if I’d got my brothers wife knocked up at the time.

You probably would be, as would I, but to be fair we're probably both normal people and not family breaking, back stabbing ****s with the morality of a snake.

 

[crazyg]

You probably would be, as would I, but to be fair we're probably both normal people and not family breaking, back stabbing ****s with the morality of a snake.

That's a bit unfair on snakes.

 

[Sir peace frog]

The same can also be said for those members of the armed forces.

rubbish,did you not see the state of john Rambo when he left the army

 

[goater555]

 

[rossie]

http://www.football365.com/news/when-you-find-yourself-clickbaiting-a-young-mans-death

Sums up the MEN

you are exactly right , and its getting more and more obvious , most media outlets are like this, sky are the worst offenders in my book, they tend to link anyone and everyone with the rags , they try to be subtle about it but sometimes its so obvious its truly sickening and this is the worst example ive ever seen . even any kind of transfer gossip of a player sky will show the player in action against the rags , or the will be named as ex rag , and if they cant find a link they will just say man united target .. its just all to keep their name in the loop to appease the 650 million braindeads

 

[Shirley]

No other option really after this season.

From the MEN....

Manchester United have frozen season ticket prices for the seventh year in a row.

The club have announced prices will remain fixed for the 2018-19 campaign, with the most expensive adult ticket costing £950 and the cheapest £532.