United thread 2017/18

[Deleted member 81382]

They lost on purpose to "spoil the party" again so we couldn't win it at home in front of our fans.

Surely gifting us the title in front of their home fans against the worst team in the league is worse than hearing that we beat Swansea.

 

[mat]

I've had exactly the same messages plus an alltime trophy league table.... Glorious

The fuckers know deep down we could wipe them out the record books.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Who was laughing at my putting a tenner on Albion winning?

No champagne for you!

Had a sneaky quid at 14's inplay...can't complain

 

[bluemc1]

The new tactic I'm getting is texts saying Sunderland have won more titles.

They are hurting. Loving the taste of their salty tears...

I got one saying the champions league is how teams are judged and it’s the pinnacle of football

I responded with “ so would you rather have your 20 league titles to Liverpool’s 18 or their 5 European cups to your 3 “

You’ll never achieve any was my only reply

 

[SebastianBlue]

Had a sneaky quid at 14's inplay...can't complain

Got 16s prior to kickoff, one of the best straight bets I’ve ever made, in more ways than one. ;-)

 

[VKKick]

Smoked Bacon.....

 

[uwe rosler 28]

Anyone checked in on Custis goldbridge and duncan

 

[GeorgeHeslop'sTackle.]

Forgot Goldstein was scheduled to broadcast on talkshite tonight. Just tuned in. Sadly, as the shows now nearly finished, I appear to have missed the obligatory meltdown

 

[doobyedoobye]

Pogba V Mourinho is going to be an interesting saga this summer.......

 

[bluemc1]

Smoked Bacon.....

Brilliant

 

[bluemc1]

Anyone checked in on Custis goldbridge and duncan

They’ve had their belts and laces taken

 

[KentBlue]

Anyone checked in on Custis goldbridge and duncan

The last I saw of Cûntish he was in a restaurant trying (and succeeding) to outdo Mr Creosote.

 

[SebastianBlue]

The new tactic I'm getting is texts saying Sunderland have won more titles.

They are hurting. Loving the taste of their salty tears...

I’ve gotten a few using various concepts/tactics...

I’ve respond to all with “Haha, do you need someone to come over? I am not sure you should be left alone tonight.”

Then, if they respond with anything, I reply with “I am really worried about your sodium levels, mate, it can’t be healthy for your already stressed heart.”

That has shut nearly all of them up, as they know I am above their feeble attempts to diminish City’s accomplishments.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Anyone checked in on Custis goldbridge and duncan

Through his remaining gritted teeth... he couldn’t reisist a bit of a subtle dig with the ‘blitzkriege’ reference, though, could he?

Oh, and a plug for his podcast.

 

[bluelol]

Haha.united stopped us winning the league in front of 3000 red fans.. only for a week later to see us win it in front of 70.000. Arrrrrrrrrr Karma, just love it!!

 

[blueincy]

The cheating knows no bounds....

https://www.clippituser.tv/c/dwvlvv

 

[beast]

That’s a fucking red, all day long

 

[Vienna_70]

Just been out with the dog.

On the way back, I saw a bloke, probably in his 50s, wearing a baseball cap, carrying what looked like a pool cue case. As I passed him, I caught a glimpse of what I thought was a rag badge on his cap, so I thought he’d been to a pub/social club to watch the game.

I asked him, "Is that a u****d badge?"

"Yes," he replied.

"I’m a City supporter".

"I’ve just got back from the swamp and they were shocking".

"I thought they were brilliant," I said.

"I bet you did," he answered and walked on. He then turned and said, "Congratulations," to which I replied, "Thank you".

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Just been out with the dog.

On the way back, I saw a bloke, probably in his 50s, wearing a baseball cap, carrying what looked like a pool cue case. As I passed him, I caught a glimpse of what I thought was a rag badge on his cap, so I thought he’d been to a pub/social club to watch the game.

I asked him, "Is that a u****d badge?"

"Yes," he replied.

"I’m a City supporter".

"I’ve just got back from the swamp and they were shocking".

"I thought they were brilliant," I said.

"I bet you did," he answered and walked on. He then turned and said, "Congratulations," to which I replied, "Thank you".

I was gearing myself up for your dog attacking the rag & you pissing on his cap.

 

[blueincy]