United thread 2017/18

[Indaparkside]

tbf, he was a decent FB before he broke his leg

What does the FB stand for fat bloke :-)

 

[gazinho]

Caught the last half hour last night and my God they are fucking awful, they wont get within 20 points of us next season.

On a positive note, making 2 seperate subs in injury time to protect a 0-0 away at West Ham did give me a chuckle, tactical genius!

 

[goater555]

How does Smalling stay on the pitch. Last night was like every other game he`s played over the years. Its like he is dancing with a dance partner, his hands are all over the opponent and always allowed to do it by the officials

I'm sure he's the very reason the referees relaxed on that 'groping' rule. He'd be sent off most weeks.

 

[mosssideblue]

Caught the last half hour last night and my God they are fucking awful, they wont get within 20 points of us next season.

On a positive note, making 2 seperate subs in injury time to protect a 0-0 away at West Ham did give me a chuckle, tactical genius!

With PEGs tactical nouse, Pep will need to be on his toes next season :)

 

[FCBarca]

They are typically dreadful to watch but this is largely due to Mou. Finishing 2nd yet uninspiring play is a hallmark of Mou sides and considering how much more entertaining others in the top 5/6 have been, they will have it no easier next season

Plus, Jose's act always wears thin eventually and he will sooner or later contend with mutiny due to his toxic approach

 

[GaudinoMotors]

we don't have much luck with our save the rag manager campaigns but we should still try

But this time the full weight of the media is behind it too.
Well done United. An incredible season.
Long may they convince themselves everything's rosie.

 

[Mallorca Blue]

It will be interesting to see the odds on " first manager to be fired" next season.

Worth putting a few notes on Peg.

A fortunate second and fairly early exit from CL have not pleased the sponsors at all. The turgid football dished out week after week is embarrassing for companies like Nike who want to be associated with success and entertainment.

The club's owners won't tolerate this for much longer and next season it's unlikely that Liverpool, Chelsea and Spurs won't overtake them.

So you can bet on Peg

 

[Chris in London]

It will be interesting to see the odds on " first manager to be fired" next season.

Worth putting a few notes on Peg.

A fortunate second and fairly early exit from CL have not pleased the sponsors at all. The turgid football dished out week after week is embarrassing for companies like Nike who want to be associated with success and entertainment.

The club's owners won't tolerate this for much longer and next season it's unlikely that Liverpool, Chelsea and Spurs won't overtake them.

So you can bet on Peg

And if they don’t sack him, he’ll just carry on serving up his turgid dross.

Win win!

 

[citytilllidie]

So what's the story this weekend? Who secures the 3rd place cup?

 

[MillionMilesAway]

How does Smalling stay on the pitch. Last night was like every other game he`s played over the years. Its like he is dancing with a dance partner, his hands are all over the opponent and always allowed to do it by the officials

Best holding defender in the league!

 

[kippaxwarrior]

According to a rag in work us two bit berties don't deserve watching the football we have witnessed this season as we have no history and it should be them who play football like us as thats "the utd way"

They are hurting big time

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

According to a rag in work us two bit berties don't deserve watching the football we have witnessed this season as we have no history and it should be them who play football like us as thats "the utd way"

They are hurting big time

They definitely deserve to be watching the football they have witnessed this season.

 

[The perfect fumble]

According to a rag in work us two bit berties don't deserve watching the football we have witnessed this season as we have no history and it should be them who play football like us as thats "the utd way"

They are hurting big time

All I can read in you post is the word "deserve"

Tells you everything you need to know about the rags.

 

[BlueAnorak]

On a positive note, making 2 seperate subs in injury time to protect a 0-0 away at West Ham did give me a chuckle, tactical genius!

I was roaring with laughter at this. As I was about the post match press coverage claiming some sort of glory for coming second what was it PEG said about Pellegrini?
Utd keeping PEG will be great for us. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

 

[richards30]

The stupid thing is they can sign all the new shiny toys they want but their biggest problem is their manager! Lol while he is there this is how they will play and long may it continue

 

[Neville Kneville]

Watford are a team who can cave in. They are also a team who can beat you.

Be interesting to see what happens, if Waford turn up at the swamp fancying it.

 

[BlueAnorak]

I'm sure we could do something from this...

 

[Gundogan's Moustache]

I’d have given up on football if I’d have to watch that shite all season

 

[BlueAnorak]

City's goal difference is double that of Utd.
DOUBLE!
... And we've conceded 1 less goal.

 

[kevodevo]

I think the trophy will go to Liverpool next season.

It’s their year.

Would they win a really big candle for that achievement?