United thread 2017/18

[FantasyIreland]

Fuckin Sanchez. You silly silly boy.

Just look what you missed out on.

 

[Daz_Blue]

We can still have parade no ?

 

[sir baconface]

Just returned from Mars. I'm hearing the rags have won FCUK ALL this season.

 

[Daz_Blue]

 

[TravisBickle]

Fuckin Sanchez. You silly silly boy.

Just look what you missed out on.

More like we dodged a huge bullet I would say!

 

[Vienna_70]

So, after two seasons, both Pep and PEG have won two trophies each.

One League Cup per manager, but of course the eye-gouger is ahead, because the Europa League obviously outranks the Premier League.

 

[doobyedoobye]

Mourinho will be asking for 300 million this window....

 

[BucksBlue]

Dear Mr Mourinho,
After the 'Park the Bus" final at Wembley today we hereby inform you that your parking permit has expired.

 

[Franny's toilet roll]

guess you can cancel your restaurant tables .

 

[The blue phantom]

More like we dodged a huge bullet I would say!

True. Although who knows what Pep could of done with him.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

HAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAH FAT BASTARD!!!

That fat fucker, Andy Tate, Carrick fan, fat flying pig, Mark Goldbridge, Fergie, Bobby Charlton, Gary Neville, Giggs, Scholes, Camel gob. TAKE IT TAKE IT TAKE IT.

 

[dhruvblue]

As it stands us not signing Sanchez was a blessing in disguise

 

[quiet_riot]

Now all we need is Real Madrid to put in a worldie performance in a week's time.

 

[BucksBlue]

Less chance of physical injury to City players in the Community shield now. Bonus.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

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[manimanc]

Looking forward to big nose's tweets and Instagram and Snapchat shite tonight.
The fact that I don't do either of that social media shit is irrelevant but I wonder if he's got a special handbrake oops I mean handshake ready.
In your own time you ugly little pointy nosed prick.

 

[skiddypants]

Just
Bit rude,the armchair could of turned up.

 

[Deleted member 81382]

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[remember arthur mann]

 

[Blueknows]

Mourinho will be asking for 300 million this window....

to add to the already 330m hes spent