United thread 2017/18

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bluemoon risin' said:
I watched the game last night on YouTube courtesy of BT. Bale's post match interview was interesting and it seems he's ready to move on. On exiting the stream I saw a live stream ' The united stand' hosted by the odious Mark Goldbridge. He was prattling on (like a thunderbird puppet on drugs) that manure will be in for monkey boy. I can see them signing him tbh.
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What a sad indictment of modern football coverage that this weird little plastic berk has such a relatively large following.
 
bluemoon risin' said:
I watched the game last night on YouTube courtesy of BT. Bale's post match interview was interesting and it seems he's ready to move on. On exiting the stream I saw a live stream ' The united stand' hosted by the odious Mark Goldbridge. He was prattling on (like a thunderbird puppet on drugs) that manure will be in for monkey boy. I can see them signing him tbh.
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I'd be more worried about him going to Chelsea tbh. Imagine Hazard on one side and Bale on the other. With no Champions League to distract them.
 
Ancient Citizen said:
There's now a full league of them. He's currently 15th in the Premier League, but another great performance like his last one and he'll be challenging Eamon Holmes for 12th.
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I like this idea a league of Rag wankers who are not current players or staff i.e currently peddling rag mythology anywhere they can

Ooh can I start...

1) Ratboy - tried to hide his impartiality but as they got worse the mask slipped, meanwhile his eco credentials lie in tatters as he builds glass monstrosities in our City centre
2) Chuckle Neville - over promoted to an undeserved England role - again....
3) Andy Goldstein - Talkshite spoilt brat rag
4) Eamonn Holmes - Nuff said
5) Stephen Might as well be Celtic Howson - Deluded prick
6) Boring Owen - zzzzzzzzzz
7) Wio - Bloated self importance
8) Alan I only had 50 pints Brazil then fell in my car
9) Darren Manchuster Unyttid Gough aka Village Idiot
10) Sandra Marsh aka Goldbridge Utter bellend
11) Neil the slug Custis
12) Mark Ogggy Ogden
13) Slimon Tag Heuer Stone
14) JJIAC
15) Usain couldn’t find Old Scaffold on a map Bolt
16) David May - ok so no longer a relevant human being but a twunt of the highest order
17) Pete nursery rhyme composer Boyle
18) Nick Robinson obnoxious Radio 4 Tory rag
19) Mick Hucknall - just a twat
20) Michael Crick - likes to mix his Twitter newsfeed with ManUre bollox
 
Mikejl said:
I like this idea a league of Rag wankers who are not current players or staff i.e currently peddling rag mythology anywhere they can

Ooh can I start...

1) Ratboy - tried to hide his impartiality but as they got worse the mask slipped, meanwhile his eco credentials lie in tatters as he builds glass monstrosities in our City centre
2) Chuckle Neville - over promoted to an undeserved England role - again....
3) Andy Goldstein - Talkshite spoilt brat rag
4) Eamonn Holmes - Nuff said
5) Stephen Might as well be Celtic Howson - Deluded prick
6) Boring Owen - zzzzzzzzzz
7) Wio - Bloated self importance
8) Alan I only had 50 pints Brazil then fell in my car
9) Darren Manchuster Unyttid Gough aka Village Idiot
10) Sandra Marsh aka Goldbridge Utter bellend
11) Neil the slug Custis
12) Mark Ogggy Ogden
13) Slimon Tag Heuer Stone
14) JJIAC
15) Usain couldn’t find Old Scaffold on a map Bolt
16) David May - ok so no longer a relevant human being but a twunt of the highest order
17) Pete nursery rhyme composer Boyle
18) Nick Robinson obnoxious Radio 4 Tory rag
19) Mick Hucknall - just a twat
20) Michael Crick - likes to mix his Twitter newsfeed with ManUre bollox
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Where’s Nesbitt the c.unt!
 
bluemoon risin' said:
When you say plastic, I take it he's another know all armchair.
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He does live watchalongs of their games so he's never at a match. He has call in guests that are doing the same thing and most of the people watching along on YouTube seem to have English as a second language. His accent is some vague Midlands/southern one too, think he's from Nottingham.
 
Just in case any of them do venture on here under the mistaken idea that the scouse meltdown some how brings us together

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Mind the gap you soppy red bastard
 
Mikejl said:
I like this idea a league of Rag wankers who are not current players or staff i.e currently peddling rag mythology anywhere they can

Ooh can I start...

1) Ratboy - tried to hide his impartiality but as they got worse the mask slipped, meanwhile his eco credentials lie in tatters as he builds glass monstrosities in our City centre
2) Chuckle Neville - over promoted to an undeserved England role - again....
3) Andy Goldstein - Talkshite spoilt brat rag
4) Eamonn Holmes - Nuff said
5) Stephen Might as well be Celtic Howson - Deluded prick
6) Boring Owen - zzzzzzzzzz
7) Wio - Bloated self importance
8) Alan I only had 50 pints Brazil then fell in my car
9) Darren Manchuster Unyttid Gough aka Village Idiot
10) Sandra Marsh aka Goldbridge Utter bellend
11) Neil the slug Custis
12) Mark Ogggy Ogden
13) Slimon Tag Heuer Stone
14) JJIAC
15) Usain couldn’t find Old Scaffold on a map Bolt
16) David May - ok so no longer a relevant human being but a twunt of the highest order
17) Pete nursery rhyme composer Boyle
18) Nick Robinson obnoxious Radio 4 Tory rag
19) Mick Hucknall - just a twat
20) Michael Crick - likes to mix his Twitter newsfeed with ManUre bollox
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Jamie wankstain Jackson.
 
Leto said:
He does live watchalongs of their games so he's never at a match. He has call in guests that are doing the same thing and most of the people watching along on YouTube seem to have English as a second language. His accent is some vague Midlands/southern one too, think he's from Nottingham.
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How does he watch all these united games online??? Is he stupidly watching illegal streams and should he be reported for it ;-)
 
Mikejl said:
I like this idea a league of Rag wankers who are not current players or staff i.e currently peddling rag mythology anywhere they can

Ooh can I start...

1) Ratboy - tried to hide his impartiality but as they got worse the mask slipped, meanwhile his eco credentials lie in tatters as he builds glass monstrosities in our City centre
2) Chuckle Neville - over promoted to an undeserved England role - again....
3) Andy Goldstein - Talkshite spoilt brat rag
4) Eamonn Holmes - Nuff said
5) Stephen Might as well be Celtic Howson - Deluded prick
6) Boring Owen - zzzzzzzzzz
7) Wio - Bloated self importance
8) Alan I only had 50 pints Brazil then fell in my car
9) Darren Manchuster Unyttid Gough aka Village Idiot
10) Sandra Marsh aka Goldbridge Utter bellend
11) Neil the slug Custis
12) Mark Ogggy Ogden
13) Slimon Tag Heuer Stone
14) JJIAC
15) Usain couldn’t find Old Scaffold on a map Bolt
16) David May - ok so no longer a relevant human being but a twunt of the highest order
17) Pete nursery rhyme composer Boyle
18) Nick Robinson obnoxious Radio 4 Tory rag
19) Mick Hucknall - just a twat
20) Michael Crick - likes to mix his Twitter newsfeed with ManUre bollox
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No Nesbitt?
 
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