United thread 2017/18

[laserblue]

http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-celebrityfans.htm
If you click on the link it lists the sad twats who support them.
From Bill Oddie to Julia Roberts the list is endless.

Spot the Manc.

 

[manimanc]

Spot the Manc.

Nailed it.

 

[Gray]

press reports for tomorrow - Bale for £200m - + Ronaldo coming back fee undisc - £96m for Milinkovic-Savic but Fekir has snubbed them - despite a glorious season those ST's are proving hard to shift clearly

That will really bring the average age of the squad down:-

• Bale - 29 in July
• Fake Ronaldo - 34 next February

Oh dear they really are clueless!

 

[Aytoun]

Looking at that list of largely Z list celebs, with plenty Oirish, it cheers me up no end to think just how many jerks we have upset in the last few years.

And with Pep extending his contract, how many more years will their pain continue ?

 

[Gray]

Looking at that list of largely Z list celebs, with plenty Oirish, it cheers me up no end to think just how many jerks we have upset in the last few years.

• Martin McGuinness (Terrorist)
  
• Simon Dyson (Golf cheat)
  
• Russell Watson (Wife cheater)
  
• Ronnie Irani (Liar)
  
• Michael Parkinson (Claims to be a Barnsley fan)
  
• Michael Atherton (Cricket cheat)
  
• Jim White (Loud mouthed prat)
  
• Geoffrey Boycott (I thought it was Yorkshire all the way, you boring fart)

There are not many on that list that could actually attend a match, complete bunch of plastics.

 

[Cellarite]

• Jim White (Loud mouthed prat and Rangers fan)

Sorted

 

[old blue]

Bertie Ahern fan since the fifties, I wonder which year exactly.

 

[Paladin]

http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/mufc-celebrityfans.htm
If you click on the link it lists the sad twats who support them.
From Bill Oddie to Julia Roberts the list is endless.

Does it work like their supporter count? If you've not declared for anyone else, by default you are a United fan.

 

[Big Swifty]

Utd remind me of the deluded, faded film star Norma Desmond in "Sunset Boulevard" - "I AM big! It was the movies that got small"..........

 

[dublin-blue]

Lot of stories about how bale will lift them above us.
I thought Sanchez was gonna do that

 

[117 blue]

Having a lazy day off today I had a quick look on the TV guide to see what was on, the HISTORY CHANNEL are showing a programme about united's treble season! They have finally become what they hate, Liverpool history boys, ha ha ha ha ha

 

[bluethrunthru]

Lot of stories about how bale will lift them above us.
I thought Sanchez was gonna do that

In the same way Matic was the catalyst to free up Pogba to dominate midfield?

 

[urban genie]

Having a lazy day off today I had a quick look on the TV guide to see what was on, the HISTORY CHANNEL are showing a programme about united's treble season! They have finally become what they hate, Liverpool history boys, ha ha ha ha ha

When they are being followed by a film on Stanley Matthews you know they are resigned to the past :-)

 

[aguero93:20]

Bertie Ahern fan since the fifties, I wonder which year exactly.

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh d-dont think he c-could be answering dat now now to be honest unless there's a whiparound eh eh eh as you do so.

 

[KentBlue]

Utd remind me of the deluded, faded film star Norma Desmond in "Sunset Boulevard" - "I AM big! It was the movies that got small"..........

Them and the rags could be 'Whatever Happened to Baby Jane'?

 

[laserblue]

• Martin McGuinness (Terrorist)
  
• Simon Dyson (Golf cheat)
  
• Russell Watson (Wife cheater)
  
• Ronnie Irani (Liar)
  
• Michael Parkinson (Claims to be a Barnsley fan)
  
• Michael Atherton (Cricket cheat)
  
• Jim White (Loud mouthed prat)
  
• Geoffrey Boycott (I thought it was Yorkshire all the way, you boring fart)

There are not many on that list that could actually attend a match, complete bunch of plastics.

Kim Jong-Un has also decleared himself a rag fan since that list was first published. I'm pretty sure Jimmy Savile was too..

 

[laserblue]

Having a lazy day off today I had a quick look on the TV guide to see what was on, the HISTORY CHANNEL are showing a programme about united's treble season! They have finally become what they hate, Liverpool history boys, ha ha ha ha ha

That was followed by a programme on their 1999-2000 title winning season.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Pol Pol was a Stretford end regular in the 80s

 

[laughing gravy]

idi amin once held a season ticket i'm told..

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

Khmer Rouge is Cambodian for filthy red bastard
True story