Do I eat now?

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Or in six hours?

Simply can’t have both, trying (slowly) to lose weight.

Which one? - same calories btw (about 1,200)

‘Now’ involves a 24 hour Tesco, with all the choice that provides; six hours is a good brekky place: great soda bread, Cumberland sausage and poached eggs.

The agony of choice....

 

[Two Gun Bob]

I was under the impression the actual time of consumption was less important than what you eat and by how much in a given 24 hour period.

 

[Fame Monster]

Have both meals just make sure you lose weight by having a crafty wank in between.

 

[squirtyflower]

I’m not sure I understand the question

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Have both meals just make sure you lose weight by having a crafty wank in between.

I’ve already factored that in.

 

[Fame Monster]

I’ve already factored that in.

Haha

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Have both meals just make sure you lose weight by having a crafty wank in between.

That will only burn him 25 calories and he's looking for 1200.He needs something more vigorous.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That will only burn him 25 calories and he's looking for 1200.He needs something more vigorous.

Would it assist if I conceded that I wank vigorously?

 

[Zubrman]

Would it assist if I conceded that I wank vigorously?

That's obvious from every post you make.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

That's obvious from every post you make.

Be that as it may....

 

[Zubrman]

See...I told you so.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

See...I told you so.

I’m obliged.

 

[idahoblues]

Just wank faster, then you can drink and eat all you want

You can thank me later

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Just wank faster, then you can drink and eat all you want

You can thank me later

I want to thank you right now.

 

[idahoblues]

I want to thank you right now.

It was my pleasure

 

[aguero93:20]

No, no food for you. Starve yourself until 7am tomorrow and then visit shops for food. That's the only response this question deserves.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

No, no food for you. Starve yourself until 7am tomorrow and then visit shops for food. That's the only response this question deserves.

I’m getting quite peckish.

 

[aguero93:20]

I’m getting quite peckish.

And you have no cold meat or crisps in the house? 7am.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

And you have no cold meat or crisps in the house? 7am.

I’m not very good at acquiring provisions. I eat out breakfast, lunch and dinner, virtually 7 days a week. Have done for years.

 

[aguero93:20]

I’m not very good at acquiring provisions. I eat out breakfast, lunch and dinner, virtually 7 days a week. Have done for years.

7am. Shame on you for not planning ahead.