Gender neutral toilet

blueinsa said:
Male and female has worked for a long time.
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The vast majority do fit into those groups and happily so.
There is however a small number who dont. We used to bully and ridicule them so they felt they had to shoehorn themselves into one or the other but didnt really fit.
Thats why male and female worked for a long time.
It still mostly works but surely we can make space for the small minority that are different?
 
quiet_riot said:
Call me old fashioned, but if you have a dick and balls, you're a bloke. If you're a bloke who likes to wear women's clothes, fair fucks to you, crack on, but you're still a fella.
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And if you have a dick and one ball? still a bloke?
dick and no balls? still a bloke?
dick and tits?
person who has transitioned from female to male, therefore has full beard but no cock and balls? which bog then?
 
aguerrrroooooooooooo said:
Perhaps it's an obvious question, but what would be the implications for a disabled person in that case?
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Being the able bodied scum bag I am, I've always used the disabled bogs at work anyway, so its not really changed for me now the toilet is called the gender neutral toilet. You'd just have to presume that the disabled toilet users will now have to be gender neutral going forward otherwise its the car park for them. Real shame its come to this.
 
pirate said:
And if you have a dick and one ball? still a bloke?
dick and no balls? still a bloke?
dick and tits?
person who has transitioned from female to male, therefore has full beard but no cock and balls? which bog then?
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Yes.Yes.Yes. And would be a bit messy stood up at the trough.
 
Aphex said:
On holiday in Spain at the moment and there was a bar yesterday that had one. The door handle was going mental so I tried to be as quick as I could (I had a Vindaloo the night before) I thought jesus there must be a queue.. just one disgruntled women with an entitled as fuck face.

Cant imagine what the real snowflakes will do.
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Hope you left a nice "aroma" for the sour faced bitch :)
 
quiet_riot said:
Easy innit?
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really?

you wouldnt kick off about someone who looks male using the female toilet?
and how do you challenge them if you suspect they are not that but a bloke on the perv? make them show you?
surely a gender neutral toilet is a better solution?
 
Ban-jani said:
Haha had this very discussion at work this week.

Our diversity and cohesion team in London put the idea forward for all of our offices.

99% of people didn’t like the idea in Manchester and when I asked who it was for they said other genders, I asked if we have any transgender people and they said no.

We only have 25 people in total in our office.

I pointed out we already have a private disabled toilet everyone in the office uses anyway.
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Shouldn't that be Personchester?
 
pirate said:
And if you have a dick and one ball? still a bloke?
dick and no balls? still a bloke?
dick and tits?
person who has transitioned from female to male, therefore has full beard but no cock and balls? which bog then?
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And what of those who identify themselves as a pirate? Where on earth are they supposed to go for a crap? I shall suggest a handy gang plank be installed out of the top floor window...
 
Sorry haven't read full thread but a few grins along the way but back in the days when I was nightclubbing ( late 70's into the late 80's) it was quite normal for the girls to use the urinal's in the men's, they couldn't be arsed to join the ladies que so just waltzed in straddling the bowl and away to go, no blushing just in get it done and away they went. Probably not local to Swansea but that was my stamping ground back in the days
 
Indeed. The chaps loo in the conti in unspecifiedgenderchester was full of sexually aggressive wimmin nabbing our facilities and belittling our chances of gratification. I think that probably led me to become the quiverring worm I am today. All because they couldn't be arsed queing...
 
We work with one of these millennials, all overly enthusiastic about his civil rights etc, makes a right meal out of not being born just to follow rules etc. He says he identifies as a fighter jet because gender recognition in its traditional form is wrong. He advocates that recent bullshit about a baby should be asked if it’s ok to have its arse wiped. A proper fucking dick head.

Fuck off. There’s male and there’s female. Gender neutral toilet? Get to fuck.

Oh, remember what Renton said? ‘Soon there won’t be any males or females, just wankers’
 
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pirate said:
really?

you wouldnt kick off about someone who looks male using the female toilet?
and how do you challenge them if you suspect they are not that but a bloke on the perv? make them show you?
surely a gender neutral toilet is a better solution?
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You've missed my point.

If there are 'male' and 'female' toilets, you use the one design for your genitals (given that science means you have either one, except in extremely rare cases).

If there's a unisex toilet, which means either gender can use it, then there's no issues.

There's absolutely no problem with changing genders if you want, being gay, straight, whatever, but you are ONE gender by virtue of nature, not both, not neither, not moving back and forth between the two as you please.
 
Nature made humans in two genders, male and female. Have all the surgery, meds and chemical alterations you choose to make you happy, but you will still be the gender you were born. We aren't clown fish of band snakes, we can't alter sex. No such thing as 'gender neutral' humans in nature.
 
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