United thread 2018/19

[nmc]

If I was the owner I wouldn't want to give him the money required. Glaziers are happy with top 4 still making more money than ever.

Do you that team will finish in the top 4? Not sure they will

 

[Henkeman]

This could cause a serious economic recession. When 659 million people are miserable...

 

[bobmcfc]

Just got home from work

LOL

 

[SWP's back]

I think they are so far up shit creek, with their current owners,
that it's going to need a change at that level.

Bollocks. They got a new tractor partner last month and Sanchez’s reveal had more social media hits than any other transfer.

They’re doing a great job.

 

[Scottyboi]

Do you that team will finish in the top 4? Not sure they will

With another manager I reckon so. They will be like Arsenal under Wenger for like 10 years.

 

[Scottyboi]

Bollocks. They got a new tractor partner last month and Sanchez’s reveal had more social media hits than any other transfer.

They’re doing a great job.

Why did I just say that in the voice of the german woman in them hitler videos hahahaha.

 

[Danamy]

I can feel the Mourinho song coming out already in Hoffenheim, the Portuguese **** ;-)

 

[nmc]

With another manager I reckon so. They will be like Arsenal under Wenger for like 10 years.

I agree with that. We need Maureen to see the season out and cause all measure of chaos before he gets fired in the summer after finishing 10th.

 

[RightTurnClyde]

Now might be a good time to invest into some Norwich scarves.

 

[city2]

Big Sam is waiting by the phone, he loves a relegation battle.

 

[domalino]

If they lose midweek vs. Valencia I think there's a very good chance they're out of the Champions League.

After that they have 2 back to back games with Juventus, while Valencia have Young Boys.

4 games in they could be

Juventus 12
Valencia 9
United 3
YB 0

6 points back with 2 to play including Valencia in Spain. Game over at that point.

 

[kashmir]

Nice to see red cafe being so positive.......any other day we would have won!....we didn’t lose the second half WTF! Tic tock

 

[CityForever45]

Zidane is overrated, with a competent refree Bayern would have played the last two champions league finals, hopefully they’ll hire him.

 

[yeseye]

Is this **** in broadmoor?

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

 

[Javi Garcia's Hairstylist]

If i were them I'd honestly back Maureen over Carlton. That stick of cotton candy will just continue his dressing room cancer act under a new manager. And it makes your job of replacing Maureen more difficult if you picked Carlton over Peg.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Nice freudian, there. He is that slow.

I'm going to pretend I meant that

 

[BigOscar]

If i were them I'd honestly back Maureen over Carlton. That stick of cotton candy will just continue his dressing room cancer act under a new manager. And it makes your job of replacing Maureen more difficult if you picked Carlton over Peg.

Weird that as he's never been a "dressing room cancer" under any of his managers except Mourinho, who has managed to pull a similar trick of uncovering previously undiscovered "dressing room cancers" at every club he's been at, who have pretty much all gone on to not actually be dressing room cancers.

 

[Chi-town blues]

If anyone is in sad cafe , please give our condolences.

 

[BigOscar]

Bollocks. They got a new tractor partner last month and Sanchez’s reveal had more social media hits than any other transfer.

They’re doing a great job.

So many mentions on social media lately as well, this season is doing really well on that front