Crap towns

[Kompany Car]

Nobody mentioned the delightful Hartlepool. Only redeeming feature is it’s the cheapest large harbour in the uk to moor a boat. On a nice day you can go on your boat to the wonderfully named Seal Sands which consists of a Nuclear power station and a number of chemical plants.

A shout out also for Scunthorpe.

 

[asahartford1]

Skegness. I spent a week there , all in one afternoon.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Barrow in Furness

Grim as fuck

 

[sir baconface]

I am from Rhyl thanx !!!

Why would you thank anyone for being from Rhyl?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Nobody mentioned the delightful Hartlepool. Only redeeming feature is it’s the cheapest large harbour in the uk to moor a boat. On a nice day you can go on your boat to the wonderfully named Seal Sands which consists of a Nuclear power station and a number of chemical plants.

A shout out also for Scunthorpe.

Ah, S****horp; the clue's in the name.

Also, Rochester - Absolute dump. It always pops up on those Police, Camera, Action type programs.

 

[sir baconface]

Princes Risborough and Virginia Water? They sound like proper shitholes!

They wouldn’t let you in, mate. And you’d need £1m for the deposit on a house in Virginia Water. Prime Surrey territory innit?

 

[lancs blue]

We have loads in the North West.Run down shitholes inhabited by zombies,the feckless or the workshy.

You've been to Blackpool recently, I can tell. ;-)

 

[FantasyIreland]

You've been to Blackpool recently, I can tell. ;-)

And Eccles.

 

[maccieblue]

Merythr Tydfill

 

[crazyg]

Nobody mentioned the delightful Hartlepool. Only redeeming feature is it’s the cheapest large harbour in the uk to moor a boat. On a nice day you can go on your boat to the wonderfully named Seal Sands which consists of a Nuclear power station and a number of chemical plants.

A shout out also for Scunthorpe.

And if you're mentioning Hartlepool, you've got to mention the monkey!

 

[lazerblue]

Oldham without a doubt, shit accent too.

innit

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Bacup with the League Of Gentleman being heavily based on it's inhabitants .It even has it's own department store for Local People.

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Looks like it would be quicker to name nice places.

 

[shackattack]

margate and vast majority of that area of kent. even the locals call it planet thanet.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Looks like it would be quicker to name nice places.

Rochdale, but the jewel in Rochdale's crown is Littleborough!

 

[PinkFinal]

Middlesbrough

Looks like East Germany

 

[Kompany Car]

And if you're mentioning Hartlepool, you've got to mention the monkey!

Haha but it’s understandable mistaking a monkey for a French spy, well it was allegedly dressed in an officers uniform and couldn’t speak English.
Almost monty python style logic I.e “If she weighs the same as a duck then she’s a witch”.

 

[discopop]

Workington followed by Glenrothes both utter shitholes

 

[willipp]

Has Crewe been mentioned? It has one redeeming feature for the footy fan, though. Arrive by train and the ground is next door - yer don't have to go into the centre! And to think that Crewe is in Cheshire!!

Princes Risborough and Virginia Water? They sound like proper shitholes!

I would totally second Crewe. Its a shit hole and unfortunately i have to spend plenty of time there with work. To think Nantwich which is lovely is only 10 minutes away.

 

[Sid C]

margate and vast majority of that area of kent. even the locals call it planet thanet.

With the exception of Whitstable surely, spent a week there a few years back and loved it.

I agree with you about Margate though, we planned an afternoon out there, drove through it and couldn’t even be bothered to get out of the car.