Wayne Rooney - new manager at DC United (P55)

[Machiavelli]

Top goal scorer for club and country. Embarrassment.

 

[KDBtojesus]

Cheers!

 

[cookster]

I'm sure our esteemed press won't make a big issues about it. As others has said imagine the outcry if it was Raheem.

 

[kaz7]

Orange clashes with his skin,bad policeman

 

[Met Line Hammer]

Hahahahahah

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Hahahahahah

Well he’s well prepared so hats off to him. Really carrying off the orange state penitentiary look. Probably carries one around in his boot

 

[Machiavelli]

The story has been updated on the beeb. It now says he was on sleeping pills and alcohol. He’s gone.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

I'm guessing swearing drunkenly isn't that big a thing, as he got a $25 fine + $91 costs, paid on Friday.

His spokesman (a job for the proud, that one!) says it was down to mixing booze with sleeping tablets, presumably after flying back from Saudi.

 

[worsleyweb]

The story has been updated on the beeb. It now says he was on sleeping pills and alcohol. He’s gone.

Gone where? You think he has a drug problem?

For certain she will fuck him off in time. Take at least half his money and he will be just a scouse single dad trying to see his kids.

 

[BimboBob]

The story has been updated on the beeb. It now says he was on sleeping pills and alcohol. He’s gone.

Much like that one out of ant and Dec.


It wasn't the booze officer, I'm on medication.

 

[waspish]

It happened on the 16th of december bet papers over here had a super injunction or a deal that get christmas and newyear out the way and you can print it.