Wayne Rooney - new manager at DC United (P55)

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Being nicked for being a scouser.

It's a shame the cops weren't red dippers and offered him some unique USPD justice.

Did he have his car/coach stoned?

 

[Alan Oakes Shinpads]

Exactly such a great role model to all kids.....

More like piss heads, drink drivers and old brass shaggers

I am sure coleen will stick by his millions.Edited for accuracy

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Hahahahahah

 

[waspish]

He said he can walk around over there and noone knows him bet when the police saw him they thought he was a homless bum.

 

[aguero93:20]

He said he can walk around over there and noone knows him bet when the police saw him they thought he was a homless bum.

They probably rang the zoo to see if they were missing any chimps.

 

[Machiavelli]

He said he can walk around over there and noone knows him bet when the police saw him they thought he was a homless bum.

He looks like a redneck hick.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Once a pisshead ......

 

[worsleyweb]

He will be divorced within 5 years.

 

[Machiavelli]

He will be divorced within 5 years.

Once his big bucks income stalls.

 

[rabby]

Hahahahahah

33 years old and look at the fucking state of that.
Looks like he's been on the crystal meth since he got there.