Chelsea (H) Post Match Thread

[Gabriel]

3rd February, 2019: Lichtsteiner (Retired courtesy of Raheem Sterling)
10th February, 2019: Azpilicueta (Retired courtesy of Raheem Sterling)
Next?

 

[NorCalBlue]

The joy of six.

That's going to be my new favourite sixual fantasy.

 

[oakiecokie]

Wow what a week and what a superb performance from all, true winners. It doesn’t get much better than this. This Pep guy seems to know what he’s doing

Nah.He`ll win fuck all.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Bit weird not to shake hands. It's not as if there was any bad blood in the game. He must know he's going to lose his job.

 

[blueinsa]

Magnificent performance.

The sort of performance that mentally destroys your opponents in a title race.

 

[Easy]

SIX goals against Chelsea and the world’s most expensive goal keeper. Wow. Who could of expected this?? Absolute quality.

 

[jimharri]

Spunktastic. Footballing porn.

Double penetration, fisting, gang bang your Mum, big titter grannies and Big Beautiful Kun, rolled up into one.

(My mate fed me the lines.)

What is this thing "porn" that you speak of?

 

[Dhruv1]

De Bruyne great quick free kick to put Bernardo in behind, pass fell to Sterling and he smashed it in. Passed right through them, Sergio Agüero picked it up about 25 yards out and bent it brilliantly into the top corner for one of his best goals and there are so many. We tormented and terrified their defence, the ball falling to Kun for an exquisite first time turn and finish. Sweet pass Raz to Agüero and Gündoğan curled it in with a bit of help from their keeper. Deadly acceleration Raheem for the pen and motm Sergio took his time and slotted it home. David lovely pass, Zinchenko squared it and Sterling finished it off 6-0. Marvellous Manchester City, amazing team performance with a few 10/10s, some absolutely sexy football today!

 

[SWP's back]

Should have played his best team as it was a big match.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Spunktastic. Footballing porn.

Double penetration, fisting, gang bang your Mum, big titted grannies and Big Beautiful Kun, rolled up into one.

(My mate fed me the lines.)

Calling @BimboBob to the thread.

Big clean up operation will be required.

 

[wattle]

People pay too much attention to a handshake at the end of a game. Who gives a fuck.

I don’t think they even do it in Italy do they?

 

[paulsimpson]

The 6th goal sums up why he picked zinchenko instead of laporte at left back . Pure Pep thinking !

 

[bluedaze]

Sarri no handshake, that's poor

 

[domalino]

Bit weird not to shake hands. It's not as if there was any bad blood in the game. He must know he's going to lose his job.

He might have felt we took the piss a bit running it up to 6 and threatening his job.

It doesn't make sense, and he will probably know we're just doing our job when he calms down a bit, but he's just lost 6 nil and is probably raging.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

SIX goals against Chelsea and the world’s most expensive goal keeper. Wow. Who could of expected this?? Absolute quality.

I'm surprised it was only 6 after that first 25 minutes, to be fair.

 

[GornikDaze]

3rd February, 2019: Lichtsteiner (Retired courtesy of Raheem Sterling)
10th February, 2019: Azpilicueta (Retired courtesy of Raheem Sterling)
Next?

Please let it be Tom Daley

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Sterling and Bernardo were my picks as the best two players on the pitch, Sergio only marginally behind. What an amazing win, that 2nd half was back to last season’s standards.

 

[manimanc]

What a waste of time Jonny spare teeth getting giddy beating Bournemouth , the crank.
The cream always rises to the top.
Get the fuck in there.

 

[SWP's back]

Did Sarri just totally snub Pep? Wtf

Probably more worried about his P45

 

[malg]

Spunktastic. Footballing porn.

Double penetration, fisting, gang bang your Mum, big titted grannies and Big Beautiful Kun, rolled up into one.

(My mate fed me the lines.)