Ever had one of those days where you have a tooth randomly fall out of your head?

On a train to Newcastle. Was getting on rather well with a delightful young lady across the table when I coughed and a bit of a tooth fell out.

Not a word between us for the last hour.

To numb the pain I started on the whisky.
 
On a train to Newcastle. Was getting on rather well with a delightful young lady across the table when I coughed and a bit of a tooth fell out.

Not a word between us for the last hour.

To numb the pain I started on the whisky.
To numb the pain from your tooth or the longer lasting pain from the rebuttal?
 
Been to see my dentist (who is one of my best mates) this week. He came on my stag do; that sort of mate.

Told me my teeth were ok, but my gums were fucked. Need some intense dental treatment in the next few months.

Not completely shocked. I can be a lazy **** at times.
Smashing blow jobs ahoy!
 

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