Billionaire dies during penis enlargement surgery

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Gave me a semi that.

It made my eyes water!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I wasn't included in the survey.

Not confident huh?

 

[kashmir]

One big stiffie for his wife now

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Within my mates, the ones with the largest cocks tend to have the least attractive wives/partners. Based on my highly extensive survey, it’s clearly not that important a factor in the game of love.

This is a very disturbing start to a sentence. Or have I misunderstood and they are all poultry farmers?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Not confident huh?

I'm always confident - even though I have a tiny penis.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Proves Money cant buy you hapenis

 

[Grassland Blue]

He's going down with a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank..... etc.

 

[Magicpole]

The guy who wanted a bigger stiffy, is now a big stiffy.

Cock up goes arse up in botched cock enlargement ballsup.

Hard on the family of prick seeking larger womb ferret, as bellend billionaire’s member now morte.

I can’t believe they never used my headline suggestions. Where’s the trust?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I'm always confident - even though I have a tiny penis.

I knew it!










Because I’ve seen it many times

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

What a cock up.

I think that's what didn't happen. The reason, I think, the guy was on the slab!