United thread 2018/19

[oakiecokie]

It gets funnier by the day.

NOW...Yoonited fans want....
MOANINHO back!!

Hahahahahaha. Ha.

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/foo...-Mourinho-RETURN-Everton-Ole-Gunnar-Solskjaer

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.It just gets funnier by each passing hour.Long may it continue starting on Wednesday evening at 9.50 pm !!!

 

[Stoned Rose]

this is funny

Needs better wallpaper for his wanking cupboard.

 

[manimanc]

Oh, has he slagged the players?

Oh Aye.
Said so in post match on sky, half the squad not good enough.
We need to bury these fuckers Wednesday and turn the screw.

 

[aguero93:20]

I wish I was as confident as you for this one,I’m convinced they will seriously up their game after today’s result.

They were going to seriously up their game after the Barca result as well. They can't, they're shite. They had one good spell this season where confidence was sky high and they were fluking results but that confidence is gone and they don't have the bottle and focus to do without it and turn it around.

 

[malg]

Oh Aye.
Said so in post match on sky, half the squad not good enough.
We need to bury these fuckers Wednesday and turn the screw.

Rag in work said it is some of the worst football he's ever seen. Fucking love it.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

I wish I was as confident as you for this one,I’m convinced they will seriously up their game after today’s result.

They definitely won't be walking around, like today. Still think we'll be too good, for them.

 

[malg]

this is funny

This fat cünt is absolutely everything that is wrong with the world. Global Warming, the financial crisis, ISIS......all that shite can be traced back to letting fat useless bearded cünts like this have a voice.

Çüñt.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Bing Crosby.

Straight down the middle
It went straight down the middle
Then it started to hook just a wee, wee bit
That's when my caddie lost sight of it
That little white pellet has never been found to this day
But it went straight down the middle like they say
Whack down the fairway
It went smack down the fairway
Then it started to slice just a smidge off line
It headed for two then it bounced off nine
My caddie says long as you're still in the state you're okay
Yes it went straight down the middle quite a ways

You could imagine he was singing about something other than golf.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bilic makes Stuart Pearce seem like a tactical genius. The best quote is: "Lukaku...you can't buy better players than that."

I got to the bit where Bilic said Laporte isn’t better than Lindelof.

There’s no way I can take anything he says after that seriously. Ever.

 

[LPInPeace]

They were going to seriously up their game after the Barca result as well. They can't, they're shite. They had one good spell this season where confidence was sky high and they were fluking results but that confidence is gone and they don't have the bottle and focus to do without it and turn it around.

Exactly this.

Not a hope in hell they will give you any trouble at all. Absolute fkin dump this lot!

I’m clutching now, but praying Leicester can pull something off of the 4 games you’ve got left. Can’t see it though. Plus we may have messed up by that point anyway!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Rag in work said it is some of the worst football he's ever seen. Fucking love it.

On the telly?

 

[aguero93:20]

I got to the bit where Bilic said Laporte isn’t better than Lindelof.

There’s no way I can take anything he says after that seriously.

He's taking to punditry well. A year and a half of brilliance forgotten due to one bad half of football.

 

[malg]

On the telly?

To be fair he's a season ticket holder.

 

[Stoned Rose]

He's taking to punditry well. A year and a half of brilliance forgotten due to one bad half of football.

West Ham actually employed this dickhead to be their manager.

There are teenagers working at Burger King with a higher intellect.

 

[55yr old teenager]

Don’t know if it’s a good thing that spanking, they are shit, but they will react on wendsday.

Was thinking the same, it doesn't help us as they will definitely be up for it now, which makes our job harder

 

[Stoned Rose]

Exactly this.

Not a hope in hell they will give you any trouble at all. Absolute fkin dump this lot!

I’m clutching now, but praying Leicester can pull something off of the 4 games you’ve got left. Can’t see it though. Plus we may have messed up by that point anyway!

Nowhere near arrogant enough to be an actual dipper.

Rag on the blag.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Was thinking the same, it doesn't help us as they will definitely be up for it now, which makes our job harder

How did the 0-3 at Barca work for them ?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Was thinking the same, it doesn't help us as they will definitely be up for it now, which makes our job harder

How can getting dicked 4-0 after being dicked 3-0 possibly make our job harder?

Talk us through your thought process mate.

 

[DTeacher]

To be fair he's a season ticket holder.

For how much longer? ;)

Fair play tbh

 

[BosnianBlue]

West Ham actually employed this dickhead to be their manager.

There are teenagers working at Burger King with a higher intellect.

He's not your typical dumb footballer though. He graduated law while he was playing football and was always top grader in the school.