Liverpool thread 2018/19

[Vienna_70]

The bloke on the right went full Scouse. He's bought into the hype, hook, line and sinker.

Hasn’t he learnt by now?

Never go full dipper!

 

[bluemc1]

He's done 4 of these , cult !!

Good god

 

[Deleted member 81382]

Hasn’t he learnt by now?

Never go full dipper!

Speaking of going full dipper, the highlight of the season:

 

[Shaggy]

Speaking of going full dipper, the highlight of the season:

What a shower of deluded cock spanners

 

[91:23]

Speaking of going full dipper, the highlight of the season:

Mortal football team. OMG.
We are so good we forced Pep to compromise. OMFG
The pitch cut up. Jesus H Christ

Do I laugh at them, do I call the samaritans for them? I'm torn I really am.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

If the fereal vermin of Grieverpool do kick off, The Madrid dibble will be more than a match for them.
Looking at your beer wrong is enough excuse for those mental bastards to go in baton first.

Well I'm hoping that the twats do start trouble and get the biggest kicking of their miserable deluded lives. They are certainly owed it .

 

[manimanc]

I'm currently up to Everton away on the anfield wrap, the mood change is fuckin hilarious, from we've got it in the bag, we're gonna win the league to fuckin man city, cheating bastards dodging FFP.
These guys could be the new howson .

 

[LeeJay]

The goon on the right with the bins on.
"City only had three shots and got two in.."
Can't stop laughing.

Normally when City have three shots, they get three goals. and no-one needed to fall over :)

They got of lucky :D

 

[tommo74]

1-40. I wish it was just a millimeter lol

Thing that makes me laugh is all the slagging they do about Kompany, go online and slag Salah and you will get called racist,and there would be a justice for the egyptian 1 campaign

 

[blueju]

Thing that makes me laugh is all the slagging they do about Kompany, go online and slag Salah and you will get called racist,and there would be a justice for the egyptian 1 campaign

And private number plates the world over JE1 LFC on your Irish mates cars

 

[Stoned Rose]

I tell you what, we were so fucking lucky in that game.

In fact we were so ridiculously lucky I feel dirty that we won the title and think we should do the right thing and give it to the dippers.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Speaking of going full dipper, the highlight of the season:

Funny how that long grass didn’t stop us ripping them to fucking shreds for both our goals.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Reported today - dippers showing interest in Sergio Ramos. Oh please. Can you imagine if they signed him? The back tracking after the way they went after Ramos when he fell over Salah? That and the barcodes being bought with dirty oil money - enough to mount a challenge - the dippers will be livid.

 

[manimanc]

Reported today - dippers showing interest in Sergio Ramos. Oh please. Can you imagine if they signed him? The back tracking after the way they went after Ramos when he fell over Salah? That and the barcodes being bought with dirty oil money - enough to mount a challenge - the dippers will be livid.

If ever a petition was needed then this is the one.
Liverpool would just be one lump of wax if Ramos signs.

 

[oakiecokie]

If ever a petition was needed then this is the one.
Liverpool would just be one lump of wax if Ramos signs.

Don`t forget the wick. ;)

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

I tell you what, we were so fucking lucky in that game.

In fact we were so ridiculously lucky I feel dirty that we won the title and think we should do the right thing and give it to the dippers.

Still got to re-play that cup game at Swansea yet as well

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Fuckin hell

Some photoshop idiot has put all that shit on that photo of a house.

He’s also got that image of Salah too vertical.

Fraud.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

As regards that picture of the gnome on the table, I'm afraid to inform you that the truth is far worse than any jokes about it.

This is a grown man. With children.

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/spo...fans-hilarious-matchday-superstition-16311297

His surname is O’Toole.

There’s no more to say on the matter.

 

[EFCMan]

I'm currently up to Everton away on the anfield wrap, the mood change is fuckin hilarious, from we've got it in the bag, we're gonna win the league to fuckin man city, cheating bastards dodging FFP.

I know exactly how that one will go without even listening... 'State of them after the game celebrating a nil nil draw like they'd won the league, small time bitter blues la...'

Well no, we hadn't won the league. But someone lost it that day. Who's got the last laugh now, as the song has it...

You should revel in your position as the current 'Fiercest Rivals' of our beloved reds. Because every team to actually better them has had a go on that particular coconut shy. Remember when Chelsea were their 'huge rivals' after being irrelevant to them for a century or so? They had the same treatment with the 'plastic flags' business, and wasn't 'Chelski' still hilarious and highly original the thousandth time? I don't remember City 'ruining football' when the Aguerro goal stopped United winning the league. Funny that.

I can't wait until MK Dons power up the leagues and beat them in an important game. They'll all suddenly develop a lifelong hatred of Milton Keynes. 'We 'ate dem Dons dough la...'

The one time when it would really implode would be if we somehow won the Prem before they did. It would make the exploding heads in Scanners look like Peppa Pig...

 

[burning blue soul]

I know exactly how that one will go without even listening... 'State of them after the game celebrating a nil nil draw like they'd won the league, small time bitter blues la...'

Well no, we hadn't won the league. But someone lost it that day. Who's got the last laugh now, as the song has it...

You should revel in your position as the current 'Fiercest Rivals' of our beloved reds. Because every team to actually better them has had a go on that particular coconut shy. Remember when Chelsea were their 'huge rivals' after being irrelevant to them for a century or so? They had the same treatment with the 'plastic flags' business, and wasn't 'Chelski' still hilarious and highly original the thousandth time? I don't remember City 'ruining football' when the Aguerro goal stopped United winning the league. Funny that.

I can't wait until MK Dons power up the leagues and beat them in an important game. They'll all suddenly develop a lifelong hatred of Milton Keynes. 'We 'ate dem Dons dough la...'

The one time when it would really implode would be if we somehow won the Prem before they did. It would make the exploding heads in Scanners look like Peppa Pig...

Haha! It would amuse me no end if the toffees won the league before the cult do. How you share the same city limits with those crazy self obsessed weirdos is a fucking miracle of patience!
Good luck next season!