United thread 2019/20

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Bodicoteblue said:
It reads to me like a sixth-former from the school debating society trying to show how clever he is.
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Harris etc, aspire to be that articulate. Surely just ignoring their vitreol is the worst insult we can give.
Apathy makes their statements irrelevant, I would not want any City fan to reply with similar statements that could be used out of context.
 
KS55 said:
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Rancid meat anyone ?

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Isn't that the name of one of GPC's horses?

Nope, it was Edwards the family butcher supplies to schools.
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Which member of the Edwards family thought it would be a gud idea to have a butcher's up into the ladies toilet....?
 
So as it stands so far...

Nobody wants to join them.
Jlingz and Rashy are looking to make it into next years Britain's got Talent.
Pogboom and The 76th best goalkeeper in the world want out.
Romelu Lumpkaku is taking the piss out of them deciding on his future (Burger King making him Whopper meal supervisor).
Jones, Young, Smalling and Mata all sign new contracts.
WOW what a time to be a red!
 
SWPISHOME said:
So as it stands so far...

Nobody wants to join them.
Jlingz and Rashy are looking to make it into next years Britain's got Talent.
Pogboom and The 76th best goalkeeper in the world want out.
Romelu Lumpkaku is taking the piss out of them deciding on his future (Burger King making him Whopper meal supervisor).
Jones, Young, Smalling and Mata all sign new contracts.
WOW what a time to be a red!
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Dont forget De Gea new contract of 350k aweek incoming for a one demential goalie?!
 
The perfect fumble said:
He's been banned for insulting fellow posters, so the rag mods haven't completely lost the plot.
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Maybe I've got it wrong, as I don't go on there often, but I've always got the feeling that the Rag mods are
pretty impartial. I hope this doesn't result in accusations of Rag loving, as I loved my haemorrhoids much more, before I
had them operated on.
 
Withnail said:


The gift that keeps on giving, they look like the Harlem Globetrotters
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Ancient Citizen said:
Maybe I've got it wrong, as I don't go on there often, but I've always got the feeling that the Rag mods are
pretty impartial. I hope this doesn't result in accusations of Rag loving, as I loved my haemorrhoids much more, before I
had them operated on.
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It was hilarious reading when some dipper was pointing out we’ve always lived on financial hand outs with Peter Swales touted as the original sugar daddy owner. I bet HRH Sheikh Monsour has a signed and framed picture up in his palace of our Pete the guy who financially doped City with tv rental money.
 
Ancient Citizen said:
Maybe I've got it wrong, as I don't go on there often, but I've always got the feeling that the Rag mods are
pretty impartial. I hope this doesn't result in accusations of Rag loving, as I loved my haemorrhoids much more, before I
had them operated on.
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This guy was so clearly agit propping, that even the terminally depressed rags couldn't take him any more.

RAWK on the other hand, take it as read we're annoying evil bastards, denying them their rightful place at the top of the tree, a destiny of greatness, trophies, titles blah, blah, waffle dither and fudge.....
 
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SWPISHOME said:
So as it stands so far...

Nobody wants to join them.
Jlingz and Rashy are looking to make it into next years Britain's got Talent.
Pogboom and The 76th best goalkeeper in the world want out.
Romelu Lumpkaku is taking the piss out of them deciding on his future (Burger King making him Whopper meal supervisor).
Jones, Young, Smalling and Mata all sign new contracts.
WOW what a time to be a red!
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Dont forget the free online director of football who has a rolling contract which will only end once the jelly sets and before the ice cream melts
 
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My old mucker vangaalera on redcafe, this is how I picture him nowadays as he hasn't quoted anything from this forum in quite a while bless him.

How are you petal? How's your team doing flower? (A little personal joke between old friends..)

I bet he doesn't even support the rags anymore, he'll be one of those fans who has "fell out of love" with football because utd don't win anything anymore.
 
Utd I think need to sell one of their big earners to be big players in the transfer mkt.

They will operate this season under the Premier League short term cost control measures. Last season they had a get out because of rising revenues. Not this season.

 
It’s all going pear shaped.

Jessie getting slated in the press. United players want Pogba out. No signings, even though they are being linked with almost every available top quality player. Can’t get their top earners to leave. Sanchez being the prime example. It really has gone tits up at Trafford.
 
According to the papers today, Henderson - their 3rd choice keeper who has never played for them - wants a pay rise to 75k a week.
 
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