United thread 2019/20

[pirate]

Leaving aside the obvious turbo-bullshit of the entire premise, Spurs? Wtf? SPURS??? SPURS/????? Succeeding on the pitch??? Last won the league 58 years ago? That Spurs? Fuck me.

to be fair they did win the league cup 11 years ago.

i tried to type that without laughing, but failed

 

[Stoned Rose]

Wan-Bissaka has just received a 700% pay raise. Why would you give that to player who has only played one season? It's fucking lunacy

Come on now mate he’ll be playing for free purely for the love of the shirt as he’s got Utd DNA.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I was out walking the dog this morning and met a regular who was with another guy.. who turned out to be a rag. He said he was having trouble with Virgin and he needed it because he wanted mutv. So, I started, mutv is that the sixth channel you have with them ? or 'so when is the engineer coming the 6th ? on and on I went and he was oblivious whilst the other bloke (who knew I was a Blue) was laughing his head off. In the end I said ' I watched a great film last night, it was called 6th sense', oh he replied ' that one with Bruce Wiilis ?'
I simply replied no, it was Sky doing a re run of united last season..

For some strange reason he walked off in the opposite direction muttering something. Weird bloke.

Do you always meet your clients in the park?

 

[abu13]

Wan-Bissaka has just received a 700% pay raise. Why would you give that to player who has only played one season? It's fucking lunacy

I posted earlier in this thread, at least he will be a starter for them, Worse still is the lad signed from Swansea who has never even played in the top tier, £4k a week at Swansea and £67k a week at the rags.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Wan-Bissaka has just received a 700% pay raise. Why would you give that to player who has only played one season? It's fucking lunacy

Can you imagine receiving that?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys

Cheers - never heard of it but now I've got an emotional attachment I'll have to give it a go

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Can you imagine receiving that?

I'd be happy with a 7% play raise

 

[nmc]

And so it begins.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48782798

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I'd be happy with a 7% play raise

They must just but I'm to their own hype (obviously we know that they do).

I mean fair play to him and his agent as I am unaware of any other clubs that were willing to shell out £50m for him (stand to be corrected on that one?),so do we really think he would have turned down the move if they were only giving him say a 200 to 300% wage increase?

 

[Grassland Blue]

I posted earlier in this thread, at least he will be a starter for them, Worse still is the lad signed from Swansea who has never even played in the top tier, £4k a week at Swansea and £67k a week at the rags.

Just another mercenary then.
Desperation from the rags.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

And so it begins.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48782798

The little boy inside or life long fan of Manchesh' Yoonated?

 

[malg]

Make your mind up!!!

I know what i want, but didn't want to offend people on here, so had to caveat it....

 

[Sir peace frog]

Me too but who is it?

I think its the guy who owns the forum,call ric,i could be wrong though :)

 

[crazyg]

In Off Topic there is a thread about garden birds and it set me thinking. You know,
If I had the wings of a sparrow.....
and I had the arse of a crow.
I would fly over old Trafford tomorrow




and shit on the BASTARDS below.

In fact I would do it today but it doesn't rhyme.

Edited for complete accuracy.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Just another mercenary then.
Desperation from the rags.

If no other clubs wanted him he didn’t choose to follow the money over anything else, so hardly a mercenary.
A mercenary is like the piano player.

 

[waspish]

And so it begins.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48782798

Thats the way all players who go there get big fan fair going to be great for years then when they end up shit or left out the team the media dont say/write a thing about those players.

 

[mat]

And so it begins.... https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/48782798

You won't regret it.

(First 7 seasons anyway)

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Credit needs to be given to the PR team at the rags who manage to get so many of the media onside in order to promote their shiny new toys , whilst ignoring much worthier clubs imo.

Without the hype and bullshit, the football on show is the real weak link , and then reality hits home -but luckily for them, not to the 659 million loyal supporters .

 

[meeesh]

Woo hoo

 

[Blue Mist]

Do you always meet your clients in the park?

If Stan Collymoron can do it so can I !