Glastonbury 2019

Old tubby Jackson must have looked out at that crowd and thought she was doing a benefit for the KKK.

Loads of diverse acts not much diversity in the audience.
 
Banksy has revealed he designed the Union Jack vest worn by Stormzy during his historic headline performance at the Glastonbury Festival on Friday night.

The elusive graffiti artist made the revelation in an Instagram post, saying: "I made a customised stab-proof vest and thought - who could possibly wear this? Stormzy at Glastonbury."

The Croydon-born star suggested he had no idea who was behind the black and white design, responding on Twitter by saying he was "absolutely f****** speechless."
 
Best Oasis memory;

Went to watch them at the Nynex Arena (now the M.U.E.N) with the Chemical Brothers as support.

I was suffering the worst hangover ever. Still hungover on the Sunday of the gig from my Grandad’s funeral on the Wednesday. I’d left the wake to watch us beat Wimbledon 1-0.

Anyway, I couldn’t listen to the Chemical Brothers. My head was banging.

Drank myself through it then watched Oasis blow the roof off. Came out and was waiting for a taxi on Market Street. One of the lads put a quid in those big fuck off Mars vending machines. Nothing came out so he banged it and about three quid came out. We all had a go and were making loads of money.

By the time our taxi came, I’d decided that a run up and flying kick was the order of the day. As I crashed into it, I heard a beep. Our taxi was here. My Uncle Alan shouted out of the window “Oi dickhead! Get in this fucking car now.”

Never told my old man though. RIP Alan Henning.
 
All looks very nice and civilized. What happened to 50 thousand people going mental to cigarettes and alcahol?
 
Glastonbury looks to me a bit like running a marathon. Everything you see on the day looks brilliant but all the other stuff you dont see is fucking horrendous.
 

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