United thread 2019/20

[nmc]

I see commander in chief of the Old Toilet propaganda ministry - Simon Stone in his latest pack of lies re The Doughnut Thief securing more cash for Krispy Kreme’s has managed to lower Alexi Sanchez salary just a bit more. By the end of Sanchez’s 5 year deal I’m sure he’ll qualify for universal credit - if Stone keeps looping off another 50,000 a week off his take home pay every time he writes an article.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I doubt you do. This should help to clear things up for you though...

Quantum Tunnel effects can be recognized in classical PDEs and in quantum PDEs. In fact a tunnel effect is a change of transverse sectional topology in a solution of PDEs or quantum PDEs. In the last case one talks of quantum tunnel effect. These phenomena are characterized by integral bordism groups for PDEs and quantum PDEs respectively. Of course to produce a fusion of four protons into two particles (... example by Biswajoy ...) it is necessary to work in a suitable quantum PDE. But it is also possible to obtain a fusion of four macroscopic particles into two when their dynamics is described by a suitable commutative PDE.





;-)



PS. A good example of the Heisenberg principle working in real life is Paul Pogba. It's impossible to observe him, and at the same time measure his speed.

The mathematical formula can be expressed as follows...

Paul Pogba = shite.

An extract from a future publication of 'The Life & Times of J-Lingz'?

 

[hello]

No wage increase cap for PL.

I think the players are being very responsible, and are taking them for everything they can.

They think of it as an empty mantle piece levy and compensate not having a realistic chance of winning anything against the offset of an extra £100k a week hitting their bank. The players can't be blamed, if I was shit at my job and someone offered me 100-800% more than i am worth I'ld be there like a shot as well :-) Don't suppose anyone is looking to pay 800k a year for a shit ATC liaison is there?

 

[jimharri]

An extract from a future publication of 'The Life & Times of J-Lingz'?

 

[ccr]

Thought the Books title was.....HAS BEAN

 

[journolud]

Thought the Books title was.....HAS BEAN

Never quite was.

 

[laughing gravy]

actual photo of j-lingz braincells

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

The Heisenberg principle, I understand. It's the mathematical pogba theorem that I learned in 3rd grade. That hasn't changed at all.

The Pogba theorem is beautiful. As simple as E=MC2, and proven over and over. A few people have tried to disprove it, but they always fail.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

An extract from a future publication of 'The Life & Times of J-Lingz'?

In actual fact, an extract from some brain box who posted on a forum when I was looking up wtf quantum tunnelling is. I'm still generally none the wiser, but I reckon I still know infinitely more than J-Lingz.

 

[hertsblue]

Surprised, well actually not surprised that none of the media have put 2 and 2 together with the removal of the wage increase cap and Utd needing to offer new contracts and invest galore. I also see that striker Wilson, who again we were told was going to be brilliant when he played his first game for them has joined Aberdeen on a free transfer.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

actual photo of j-lingz braincells

So many?

 

[NeilYoungIsBack]

I thought I had read that the Utd squad were getting their monthly pay reduced by 25% because they didn't qualify for CL?

So, wouldn't they be well within the wage cap next season anyway?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

In actual fact, an extract from some brain box who posted on a forum when I was looking up wtf quantum tunnelling is. I'm still generally none the wiser, but I reckon I still know infinitely more than J-Lingz.

Ahhhhhh but do you have your own clothing label? ;-)

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Ahhhhhh but do you have your own clothing label? ;-)

Does putting labels with my name on my clothes, so I know which are mine count?

 

[Sir Joe Aguero]

I thought I had read that the Utd squad were getting their monthly pay reduced by 25% because they didn't qualify for CL? So, wouldn't they be well within the wage cap next season anyway?

Does that mean Sanchez will only be on £375k a week? Poor sod.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Does putting labels with my name on my clothes, so I know which are mine count?

They probably look better than the sh#te he must sell so yeh ;-)

 

[old blue]

In actual fact, an extract from some brain box who posted on a forum when I was looking up wtf quantum tunnelling is. I'm still generally none the wiser, but I reckon I still know infinitely more than J-Lingz.

Tinger-Lingz was always the slowest of the Tele-Tubbies.

 

[Blue Mist]

Why We Need Manchester Yoonitid.

There is something called ying and yang, for every good there is a bad. as an example, how could we appreciate just how good Pep's football is if we didn't have the shit yoonitid serve up to compare it against ?

But the main reason is - who the hell would we laugh at if we didn't have them ?

 

[aguero93:20]

I thought I had read that the Utd squad were getting their monthly pay reduced by 25% because they didn't qualify for CL?

So, wouldn't they be well within the wage cap next season anyway?

You read it, but it ain't true :) their wages went up last time they played in the EL, no reason they'd go down this time.

 

[razman]

The fact that this is not a Photoshop makes it even funnier