United thread 2019/20

[laserblue]

Wonderkid

Shitting myself already.

 

[Wigan_Citizen]

 

[blueinsa]

Fuck his opinion who cut that ****s hair pmsl?

 

[cookster]

good little read in the Mirror about The Rags becoming our Noisy Neighbour's lol so brilliant how far we have come

Wouldn't get too carried anyway as it's "written" by Doggermore!

 

[Bald fraud]

Looked at their 1st 9 games.

United v Chelsea
Wolves v United
United v Crystal Palace
Southampton v United
United v Leicester City
West ham V United
United v Arsenal
Newcastle V United
United v Liverpool

Possibly 3 points against Newcastle. Draws against Palace and Arsenal. He`ll be gone before Christmas. IMO obviously

Na, they’ll have the highest penalty count as usual come the end of the season they’ll be instructed to go down at the slightest touch and VAR will help them out nothing will change

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

I wonder what odds we’d get of City being 16 points ahead after those fixtures?

Looks like we have by far the easier start to the season compared with the others in the top 6
With the South American players having just finished playing in the Copa America,there will be a few clubs starting without key players when the season starts in 27 days time
Liverpool look to have the toughest start so hopefully we can get a jump on them before the CL & 2 games a week kicks off in earnest in October


Utd

CHELSEA H
Wolves A
Crystal Palace H
Southampton A
Leicester City H
West ham A
ARSENAL H
Newcastle A
LIVERPOOL H
Norwich A

Liverpool

Norwich H
Southampton A
ARSENAL H
Burnley A
Newcastle H
CHELSEA A
Sheff Utd A
Leicester H
MAN UTD A
TOTTENHAM H

City

West Ham A
TOTTENHAM H
Bournemouth A
Brighton H
Norwich A
Watford H
Everton A
Wolves H
Palace A
Villa H

Spurs

Villa H
MAN CITY A
Newcastle H
ARSENAL A
Palace H
Leicester A
Southampton H
Brighton A
Watford H
LIVERPOOL A

Chelsea

MAN UTD A
Leicester H
Norwich A
Sheff Utd H
Wolves A
LIVERPOOL H
Brighton H
Southampton A
Newcastle H
Burnley A

Arsenal

Newcastle A
Burnley H
LIVERPOOL A
TOTTENHAM H
Watford A
Villa H
MAN UTD A
Bournemouth H
Sheff Utd A
Palace H

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm just happy that it was utds backroom staff who took the drugs and not the schoolkids.

Just say no eh?

 

[bluethrunthru]

It's bin a while since they won a game tbf

they had to go all the way to Perth too - does it count as a Derby?

 

[bluethrunthru]

‘It would be grossly unfair to burden James with the tag of being the next Ryan Giggs’ hahaha

what does his sister in law look like and how loose are her morals?

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

Wouldn't get too carried anyway as it's "written" by Doggermore!

yea I did see mate

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Simon Stone has given us a scouting report on James after one game against a load of kids. Obviously on BBC Sport front page.

Brilliant.

Comical isn’t it. If this lad was the real deal, a few more teams than Leeds United would have been after him.

They are just getting more ridiculous by the year and the journalists are clutching at very thin straws.

If anything they are weaker now than they were due to the loss of Herrara who at least looked like he gave a shit.

Their midfield next season is still Static Matic, Pogbad if he is still there and either Mctominay who let’s face it is only ever going to be average at best or Fred who going off his first season will be shite again.

They then have the attacking talents of this new lad, Tony “I don’t give a fuck” Martial, Speedy Gonzalez, Sanchez, Fat Larry and JLinz or whoever he calls himself.

 

[bluethrunthru]

The Simon Stone piece on the BBC website is cringeworthy

 

[The perfect fumble]

Fuck his opinion who cut that ****s hair pmsl?

Money making misery merchants, the United Stand is Goldbridge's channel and they're absolutely minting it. They've taking Full time devils to the cleaners. The fat fool Howson can't churn out the endless Alan Partridge like bollocks that Goldbridge can.

Seems there's an inexhaustible demand for non stop whinge, mostly from overseas United fans (meaning most of them) and the channel provides it in bucket loads.

Still, it should come as no surprise, there's money in despair, ask Arsenal Fan TV.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

It’s nice to see this thread pissing all over the Liverpool thread. I’m looking forward to a total shitshow of a season from them.

Order has returned

 

[Jordie]

Looked at their 1st 9 games.

United v Chelsea
Wolves v United
United v Crystal Palace
Southampton v United
United v Leicester City
West ham V United
United v Arsenal
Newcastle V United
United v Liverpool

Possibly 3 points against Newcastle. Draws against Palace and Arsenal. He`ll be gone before Christmas. IMO obviously

You have to give them time, remember they are rebuilding.

 

[crazyg]

You have to give them time, remember they are rebuilding.

I think Bob the Builder could do a better job than Eewar Woowar.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

they had to go all the way to Perth too - does it count as a Derby?

No, but it does count as their nearest rivals.

 

[KentBlue]

I think Bob the Builder could do a better job than Eewar Woowar.

To any lurking raggies, he didn't mean it, he was joking. We all of us know just what a wonderous job Ed is doing for you all. Please take no notice of people who diss Woowar, he is absolutely fucking adored here.

 

[bluethrunthru]

To any lurking raggies, he didn't mean it, he was joking. We all of us know just what a wonderous job Ed is doing for you all. Please take no notice of people who diss Woowar, he is absolutely fucking adored here.

Football genius long may he reign

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

The Simon Stone piece on the BBC website is cringeworthy

Even for Stone that is an embarrassing piece. He writes like a child. It's like a parody article. BBC Online coverage of football has become a sick joke..and the biggest joke of all is that we are paying for it. Stone should have stuck to plugging Tag Heuer watches.