United thread 2019/20

[lonestay]

Remember the scum can do things no other club can do according to ewar woowar a few years back . Yea like get totally ripped off !!!

 

[Keeper!]

I seem to remember Ewar Woowar leaving their Australian tour in the summer of 2013 to "conduct urgent transfer business" and to this day I still don't know who he signed!

He was probably doing the same sort of "business" as Martin Edwards used to do...allegedly

 

[kaz7]

Karen, we need a table to demonstrate which team(s) are breaking the pay cap to show it was lifted purely for United's benefit!

They are the only team who has upped wages since it was done away with,it's no coincidence that to keep their best player they needed a massive rise in wages and now they are going to have to lift others up to keep them,Gill is a rag,he is seen regularly at rag games

 

[Deleted member 77198]

He was probably doing the same sort of "business" as Martin Edwards used to do...allegedly

Did it involve female toilet cubicles?

 

[Deleted member 77198]

They are the only team who has upped wages since it was done away with,it's no coincidence that to keep their best player they needed a massive rise in wages and now they are going to have to lift others up to keep them,Gill is a rag,he is seen regularly at rag games

He was in the Royal Box at Wembley for the FA Cup final, don’t think Ben looked best pleased at Vincent’s went up to lit our fourth trophy of the season

 

[kaz7]

He was in the Royal Box at Wembley for the FA Cup final, don’t think Ben looked best pleased at Vincent’s went up to lit our fourth trophy of the season

I like seeing him stoney faced as we win everything,he has tried is best but the rags still can't catch up,him and the pisscan must hate football at the minute lol

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

I seem to remember Ewar Woowar leaving their Australian tour in the summer of 2013 to "conduct urgent transfer business" and to this day I still don't know who he signed!

Yes he had urgent business in a KL brass on way home...

 

[JASR]

They are the only team who has upped wages since it was done away with,it's no coincidence that to keep their best player they needed a massive rise in wages and now they are going to have to lift others up to keep them,Gill is a rag,he is seen regularly at rag games

Has anyone got a weblink to the PL's change of rules regarding the salary cap? Must be published somewhere surely? (or is the carpet worldwide?)

Just to clarify and read of the change, and then compare and contrast with DeGea's wage before/after...

 

[Jordie]

Can we not sell them 'the mangler' for £100 million.

 

[br88]

Talking to a Yoonited fan today and football of course was not discussed...they don't like to talk about that any more...haha!!. Instead all he was saying involved how corrupt the UAE was and he'd want nothing to do with them. The conversation went on to holidays and, amazingly, he told me that he'd been to Dubai and I called him a complete hypocrite. He looked at me with a surprised expression on his face and I had to explain to him that Dubai was actually in the UAE...unbelievable.

 

[laserblue]

I seem to remember Ewar Woowar leaving their Australian tour in the summer of 2013 to "conduct urgent transfer business" and to this day I still don't know who he signed!

Fellaini.

 

[lancs blue]

"Manchester United executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward will not be joining the club’s pre-season tour.

It is understood Woodward believes that staying in the UK is important to conduct transfer business ahead of the new season."

Excellent! An unaccompanied WooWar with an open cheque book. Anything could happen....

Have we dangled Mangala in front of Ed for a bargain £50m, much cheaper than Maguire.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

The De gea contract situation is the Rags in a nutshell , he has completed his worst season in a Rag shirt and they offer him £400k a week to stay , Woodward and Ole Ole have no idea about building a team , after De gea's shite performances last season i would have driven him to Madrid and took whatever they were offering. Players now only stay at the Rags or consider joining them because of the money and the fact they can improve their social media profile , how the mighty have fallen.

 

[Blue Hefner]

The pay rises to De Gea and Rashford are a joke. Both had average seasons at best. I think City would have shown them both the door if they started demanding that sort of money on the back of a season like that

That said, I don’t think they’d have had the cheek to ask City for that sort of money

 

[Neville Kneville]

The De gea contract situation is the Rags in a nutshell , he has completed his worst season in a Rag shirt and they offer him £400k a week to stay , Woodward and Ole Ole have no idea about building a team , after De gea's shite performances last season i would have driven him to Madrid and took whatever they were offering. Players now only stay at the Rags or consider joining them because of the money and the fact they can improve their social media profile , how the mighty have fallen.

Right enough in many ways, but, without DeGea, in recent times, where would they have been ?

If we assume that he's no longer going to rescue them, then it is indeed a joke, but if he is their best player again (well it's still a joke but it's in keeping with their stupid wage structure).

My thought on this is, that by giving DeGea that contract, they are effectively admitting they can never play like us, no matter who the manager is, as he can't do it.

 

[waspish]

Right enough in many ways, but, without DeGea, in recent times, where would they have been ?

If we assume that he's no longer going to rescue them, then it is indeed a joke, but if he is their best player again (well it's still a joke but it's in keeping with their stupid wage structure).

My thought on this is, that by giving DeGea that contract, they are effectively admitting they can never play like us, no matter who the manager is, as he can't do it.

They would finished higher if de gar wasnt in net last season cost them a dozen points.

 

[ws01]

De Gea was horrible last season.

I could go on and on about how overrated he is. You aren't the best keeper in the world if you aren't good in multiple facets of the job son.

Even at his peak, if you offered both he and Ederson to me 100 times, I wouldn't take De Donut Thief once.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I seem to remember Ewar Woowar leaving their Australian tour in the summer of 2013 to "conduct urgent transfer business" and to this day I still don't know who he signed!

Howard Webb

 

[SilverFox2]

Right enough in many ways, but, without DeGea, in recent times, where would they have been ?

If we assume that he's no longer going to rescue them, then it is indeed a joke, but if he is their best player again (well it's still a joke but it's in keeping with their stupid wage structure).

My thought on this is, that by giving DeGea that contract, they are effectively admitting they can never play like us, no matter who the manager is, as he can't do it.

In the old manufacturing industry the saying was "if you have a person who is great in a crisis get rid of him because he will ensure you are always in a crisis".
Perhaps Ed expects his goalie to save them yet again?

 

[malg]

These Sanchez figures can't be right. Sky told me yesterday that the top earner in the PL was KDB on 350k with the piano man. Obviously, Kev was first on the graphic.

Really? Fuck me, they always have to drop someone else into the mix don't they. It's like they trawl message boards to see what's being discussed then throw out some shite.....!