United thread 2019/20

[Sir peace frog]

It’s like going out for steak and settling for licking a run over squirrel.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I bet he couldn't get his pen out quickly enough to sign that contract.

If I was that average at football and offered that kind of money, I'd have signed it with my cock if I could have reached the desk..........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

well I enjoyed that one mate - thought it was good

Depends - did he nearly drive his car off the road as rags only offered him £245k per week ;-)

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

If I was that average at football and offered that kind of money, I'd have signed it with my cock if I could have reached the desk..........

Sometimes I think he shoots with his cock .

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fixed that for you.

Beat me to it :-)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That was never going to happen. Barca have their eye on Neymar, you don't bid on Neymar but settle for Rashford. That is like going out for Steak and ending up with rabbit poo.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

The suits sent by the Glazers in response to Woodward when he cornered them at the United executive retreat brunch last week...

Love it :-)

 

[CelesteItis]

Ha, no there have been plenty of others already. Just been deleting those because single word posts like “scum” or “c*nts” doesn’t really add much to the discussion!

Rag!

 

[Sir peace frog]

scum Rag!

fixed for you,one word posts getting deleted

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

I actually think Lukaku will be really good for his next club, wherever that is. Assuming he bothers to get back in decent shape he should be much better away from the trash football they play over there.

He might even score more than 20 league goals in a season...something he has managed once in his entire career.