United thread 2019/20

[Neville Kneville]

In the old manufacturing industry the saying was "if you have a person who is great in a crisis get rid of him because he will ensure you are always in a crisis".
Perhaps Ed expects his goalie to save them yet again?

They would have been embarrassed by quite a few bottom half & even lower league teams in recent years, if not for him.

 

[jrb]

Instagram video of City players passing United players off the pitch. And Sterling showboating. Shaw see’s his arse. :-)

 

[SilverFox2]

They would have been embarrassed by quite a few bottom half & even lower league teams in recent years, if not for him.

I agree, seems the restructuring does not expect any changes for its goalkeeping strategy.

 

[Neville Kneville]

I agree, seems the restructuring does not expect any changes for its goalkeeping strategy.

I was just chatting to a couple of rags yesterday evening, (they used to shout me over for a pint but stopped once they realised Mourinho was a busted flush & we were superb, but have now accepted their status) anyhow, interesting to note that neither were remotely convinced by Ollerdyce & were of the opinion that irrespective of their spending, they can't get near us, because of the 'structure' we have in place & even mentioned the academy etc.

They are not even optimistic for when Pep moves on, they think we'll just carry on.

 

[BrianW]

If Ollie goes they will approach Newcastle for Steve Bruce. Bruce knows the United Way and is good at fighting relegation. A match made in heaven. In fact, you could call him "The Chosen One".

 

[Neville Kneville]

If Ollie goes they will approach Newcastle for Steve Bruce. Bruce knows the United Way and is good at fighting relegation. A match made in heaven. In fact, you could call him "The Chosen One".

Joking apart, Ollerdyce has done nothing which says he is more qualified for the job than Steve Bruce.

Put both of them in the Championship with evenly matched players & Bruce would very likely finish many points ahead.

A wonderfully bizarre appointment.

 

[KentBlue]

Ollerdyce, I like it.

 

[ninjamonkey]

I wouldn’t worry too much about the Cardiff reject being sacked. There’s a long list of ex players with zero managerial experience doing nothing that all “get it” i’d like to see Canel Gob shown up next.

 

[Vienna_70]

Just how old are you @Vienna_70 ?

This could be a whole new thread ;-)

Its MR old bastard to you! No respect these days.

Anyway, there's a clue to his age in his username.

I'm 56 and the 70 is nothing to do with my age, nor my year of birth. It the year we won the ECWC in Vienna, the other part of my username.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

I'm 56 and the 70 is nothing to do with my age, nor my year of birth. It the year we won the ECWC in Vienna, the other part of my username.

A mere spring chicken....

 

[Impeccable One]

Let's say Olly doesn't last the season...who next?

Pochettino will definitely not leave Spuds yet and certainly not for Stretford.

Being realistic, who is there?

Roy Keane

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Roy Keane

Absolutely , he's got an excellent magagerial record . And he's got the " rag DNA ".

 

[KentBlue]

They need a brain-dead, inarticulate puppet to dance to the Glazer's tune - Beckscum. He'd bring the mindless drones back to the swamp, and his wife could design the fashion range for Pogbad to model on the pitch (as long as he doesn't get dirty from the ball touching him).

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Let's say Olly doesn't last the season...who next?

Pochettino will definitely not leave Spuds yet and certainly not for Stretford.

Being realistic, who is there?

AVB?

 

[Gingers Dad]

Didn't they buy him though? I was trying to keep it to "Come through their youth set-up world class players", although I may be wrong on some of their origins (I felt dirty looking their history up on google).

Hope you deleted your history. You might have to make up a story about watching porn

 

[ws01]

Ollerdyce, I like it.

Yep, it's done. Christened.

Ollerdyce.

 

[kinkysdribble]

Maybe by the time OGS is removed from the hotseat, Steve Bruce will be available and ready to jump on the Rag gravy train! CHOO CHOOOO!!!! ALL ABOARD!!!!!!

 

[VOOMER]

Absolutely , he's got an excellent magagerial record . And he's got the " rag DNA ".

Is that like Tay Sachs?

 

[Gazza]

Hope you deleted your history. You might have to make up a story about watching porn

"Were you looking up Manchester United players on Google"
"No er er er no I Googled 'sharp women cleverly janujizz on brown beards-more' honest"

 

[dobingsdobber]

If Ollie goes they will approach Newcastle for Steve Bruce. Bruce knows the United Way and is good at fighting relegation. A match made in heaven. In fact, you could call him "The Chosen One".

Maradonna. A fat bloated relic of what used to be but still full of his own importance.
(just substitute rags for Maradonna)