United thread 2019/20

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Maguire 'dreamed of playing for the rags ever since he was a young lad' apparently...

Maguire must have been dropped on his head when he was a young lad. Which, to be fair, would explain his head.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

So the shit arent buying Erickson.
What a surprise.
Anyone else there not buying this summer.
This is belting.
Laughing at the clowns scrambling around.
Spent 100 of millions.
On what.
Keeper is a spent force.
Shaw is fat.
Smelling jones all other centre backs are wank.
Hayley cropper is good but paid well over the odds.
Wank a backwards is good.
Pogba . Shit
Sanchez . Haha.
Yound . Never any good and now hes old.
Rashford wont score 15 goals.
That young lad from Swansea has promise. But to light wieght.

Have a missed anyone

Paddy Crerand is still taking money out of the club despite the fact he's been dead for 15 years.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Even better than that Lukaku has gone AWOL https://www.independent.co.uk/sport...aku-latest-inter-milan-juventus-a9045381.html

When your £80 million striker who you can't shift is so pissed off he goes home and trains with his old club, the rags just are the gift that keeps on giving!!

Free the Lumpkaku one.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

CAPTION CONTEST WINNER:

@old blue

“How much did these other dumbbells cost?

Getting some weight training in so I can lift my paycheque?

 

[SebastianBlue]

Getting some weight training in so I can lift my paycheque?

As it’ll be the only thing I am lifting this season.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Danny Welbs just gone to Watford on a free - I bet there are rags thinking maybe should of got him...

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

CAPTION CONTEST

I promised the Leicester owners that I'd help them into the top 6 this season which is why I've joined man U.

 

[Sir peace frog]

For the sake of my sanity is spelt ERICSONN

Thanks

EDITED

thanks

 

[kippaxwarrior]

EDITED

thanks

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[hertsblue]

Re the Lump. They tell him to stay away all summer, try and sell him, then when they keep getting rejected they are surprised he does not show up so they fine him. That club is so badly run and long may it continue

 

[ws01]

Crystal Palace wanting 100 million for Wilfried Zaha. Absolutely laughable. And yep, it is primarily down to these c****. Completely distorted the market with their record signing flops.

The sheer nerve and hypocrisy of their fans accusing us for so long of doing this is coming back to bite them harder than Luis Suarez.

 

[bluemoon32]

CAPTION CONTEST WINNER:

@old blue

“How much did these other dumbbells cost?

"Sod the dumbbells, i have a hard enough time lifting my head"

 

[asahartford1]

Lukaku, 65 mil, more than we have ever spent on a single player.

Would he make match day squad.

 

[Blueknows]

dear me ssn might as well be mutv transfer deadline day

 

[Sir peace frog]

dear me ssn might as well be mutv transfer deadline day

rubbish,they had a big section on derbys new signing

 

[big gaz]

It’s very nice of Vinny to help Romelu in his time of need.

Once a blue hehe.

 

[manimanc]

How the fuck have the rags got their money back plus more on lukaku?
Unbelievable.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Danny Mills has just fucked the scum all over the place on SSN.

Proper rinsing.

 

[citytill1die84]

77m for Lumpkaku jeez

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Fuck is that **** James Cooper doing with his ‘look’ atm?

Looks like he’s about to go shoplifting for Spice money.

Thought he'd phoned in sick and they had got some tramp to do his piece, the other day.