United thread 2019/20

[East Level 2]

Rag 1: Did you hear De Gea was so pissed off with his performances that he threw himself in front of a bus.
Rag 2: Is he OK?
Rag 1: Yeah, it slipped under his body.

The old one are the the best.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

8th.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Some tricky games coming up for them.
Ole could be gone in 4 weeks.

Serious issues at the swamp. I just don’t see a way they can fix it and this fills me with joy ha ha ha ha ha ha

Quote of the day on redcaf “Theatre of broken dreams” lol

Their summer transfer window was dire. Yes the right back has potential and Maguire
Is decent but would any of their forward line up of Rashford, Martial and Lingaard play more than 10 games a season for us or the dippers? Would they fuck and that’s without taking Mctominay into account.

 

[Claytop]

Their summer transfer window was dire. Yes the right back has potential and Maguire
Is decent but would any of their forward line up of Rashford, Martial and Lingaard play more than 10 games a season for us or the dippers? Would they fuck and that’s without taking Mctominay into account.

As out of shape as he was last season they sold their only 20 goal a season player.

 

[vincent]

Their summer transfer window was dire. Yes the right back has potential and Maguire
Is decent but would any of their forward line up of Rashford, Martial and Lingaard play more than 10 games a season for us or the dippers? Would they fuck and that’s without taking Mctominay into account.

Shocking. Their back up LB and RB is still Ashley Young. And whatever we think of Lukaku to not replace him is just insane. And now they’re selling Sanchez.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

But the media were saying utd are back.

There were folk on here saying Utd are improved, looked better and were a couple of signings away from being title contenders again.Embarassing.

With a manager like ole they are going nowhere and their most experienced players all want to leave/have left which suggests they don't rate him.at all.

 

[mac]

Has fat man Howson had his say yet. Hahahahahahahahahahah. Might as well give up fatty.

 

[Neville Kneville]

Just seen Ayew boot the ball in Lingard's face when he was on the deck.

You'd have to wouldn't you ?

#couldhavekilledhim

 

[dennishasdoneit]

As out of shape as he was last season they sold their only 20 goal a season player.

Without replacing him
Two crucial errors. ..who is running that ship?

 

[Vienna_70]

oh i know but will they turn on one of their own?

I think they would rather blame the Glalziers

If course they would.

They’re too fucking stupid to see where the blame really lies.

 

[Pam]

They are all incensed because the Raggie players celebrated the equaliser. Dickheads.

 

[Pam]

Has fat man Howson had his say yet. Hahahahahahahahahahah. Might as well give up fatty.

Two weeks ago he did a segment titled "21 is Coming" . All the self-awareness of a lobotomised sea urchin.

 

[Vienna_70]

Without replacing him
Two crucial errors. ..who is running that ship?

The pisscan?

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Shocking. Their back up LB and RB is still Ashley Young. And whatever we think of Lukaku to not replace him is just insane. And now they’re selling Sanchez.

Lol at Ashley youngs inclusion today
A quality player to bring in if ever I saw 1.no wonder the Welsh wizard is diving if he is training alongside Tom Daley
What a mess.losing to relegated Cardiff City and goaless Palace at home in the space of just 4 premiership games...Wow ..Utd are back to mediocrity. Lol

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

There were folk on here saying Utd are improved, looked better and were a couple of signings away from being title contenders again.Embarassing.

With a manager like ole they are going nowhere and their most experienced players all want to leave/have left which suggests they don't rate him.at all.

As the old saying goes mate.

There's one born every minute.

 

[TCIB]

Utd fans: We are desperate for a creative midfielder. The mid is shit.

Also Utd fans: Pogba is world class!

We are getting close to the heights of dipper level delusion here you red so and so's. Before you scurry off to redcafe, both these assertions were scraped from your sites comment section today.

The argument he is surrounded by crap? He is as culpable as any of them. The individuals in your midfield are simply reflected in the whole, there is no deep tactical science to digest here.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Back to basics?
Back to square one?
Back to the mid '70s?

Back to square one
Back to the drawing board
Bac - teria

 

[Pam]

What was that new song they were singing about us today? Anyone know? All I could hear of it was

"Man City Blahhhhhhhhh"

 

[Fred_Quimby]

God, I am so looking forward to playing this shower of sh1t this season.

 

[moggymoz]

This made me chuckle from RedCafe ...

#532
redmanx Full Member
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The negativity here is mind blowing; yes, we lost to Palace at home, no, things are not good enough often enough, but its not even September and already people want Olly out, some seem to want Moyes back ffs! There is no way the board will remove Olly in the foreseeable future, 5 managers in less than 10 years is simply NOT the way Manchester United operates so Im afraid those of you want him out will have to put up with it, or you could simply not go to matches or switch allegiance to City or Liverpool where theres probably a better chance of winning silver ware.