United thread 2019/20

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Barcon said:
What is juicy orange all aboot?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42826797

Pep said we didn't want to pay the increased numbers for Sanchez shortly after United signed him.

PEG then came out with the following to describe Sanchez and City:

"You like the ones at the top. They are so nice and so orange and so round and so full of juice," said Mourinho.

"When you see a tree with amazing oranges at the top of the tree and then you cannot get there and you say, 'I got the lower ones because I don't like the ones at the top'.

"But you can't get there, so you say 'I don't want to go there' or 'I prefer the other ones'. I think it reminds me a little bit of that story."

To summarise; United are a joke, Mourinho is a clown and Sanchez is wank.
 
@BluePhil8 said:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42826797

Pep said we didn't want to pay the increased numbers for Sanchez shortly after United signed him.

PEG then came out with the following to describe Sanchez and City:

"You like the ones at the top. They are so nice and so orange and so round and so full of juice," said Mourinho.

"When you see a tree with amazing oranges at the top of the tree and then you cannot get there and you say, 'I got the lower ones because I don't like the ones at the top'.

"But you can't get there, so you say 'I don't want to go there' or 'I prefer the other ones'. I think it reminds me a little bit of that story."

To summarise; United are a joke, Mourinho is a clown and Sanchez is wank.
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Cheers mate. And yes, a trio of shitbags.
 
blueun said:
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I remember when people were getting giddy over our interest in Fred. You can look it up.
 
Crazy that a club can go under yet the same type of business can pay an individual an amount that would keep (probably) a club viable and possibly carry out a restructure in order to survive.
 
RadcliffeRick said:
Crazy that a club can go under yet the same type of business can pay an individual an amount that would keep (probably) a club viable and possibly carry out a restructure in order to survive.
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It's no different from other forms of entertainment such as acting, or the arts, where those at the top earn hundreds of times more than those a few rungs down the career ladder.

What Tom Cruise gets paid for a single film would keep a medium sized theatre going for a significant period, I'll hazard.
 
gordondaviesmoustache said:
It's no different from other forms of entertainment such as acting, or the arts, where those at the top earn hundreds of times more than those a few rungs down the career ladder.

What Tom Cruise gets paid for a single film would keep a medium sized theatre going for a significant period, I'll hazard.
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The difference is that Tom Cruise actually appears in his films, he doesn't get paid to not appear!
 
KS55 said:
Brando was so unfit, he had to stop being a tricky winger and revert to centre half.
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Watched him quite recently in Mutiny on the Bounty (during the filming of which he was supposed to be an absolute fucking diva) and was surprisingly entertained and amused by his dandified, foppish performance (for which he was widely slated)
 
dickie davies said:
That's pretty much what happened when we signed Gareth Taylor from Sheffield United
When the chairman was read the faxed offer of £800, 000 by his secretary he said "you mean £80,000"
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Many years ago, a management consultant told me a story about a job he got in the Gulf somewhere.
Sent off his proposal, without noticing that the price quoted was £1,000,000 rather than £100,000 which he meant it to be.
Got the job and the arab oil rich client paid £1,000,000. Result.
 
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