United thread 2019/20

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Thursday Theatre

Ole’s at the wheel.

How about the Sixth “drive smug” Old Trafford?

 

[hertsblue]

I see Conte saying Lukaku cost 59 million. Are the Rags lying about figures again. All reports say Utd bought him for 75 million but Rooney went the other way as part of the deal and was valued at 15 million making the deal 90 million. Then reports say they sold him for around 75 million but Conte now has said 59 million

 

[dadnlad]

Ouch. I can’t see more than 6 points. So 11 after 8 max. No top 4 for them this season.

always have a better second half of the season, it's in their DNA

 

[laserblue]

I see Conte saying Lukaku cost 59 million. Are the Rags lying about figures again. All reports say Utd bought him for 75 million but Rooney went the other way as part of the deal and was valued at 15 million making the deal 90 million. Then reports say they sold him for around 75 million but Conte now has said 59 million

There are lies, damned lies and rag lies.

 

[Blue Mist]

I see Conte saying Lukaku cost 59 million. Are the Rags lying about figures again. All reports say Utd bought him for 75 million but Rooney went the other way as part of the deal and was valued at 15 million making the deal 90 million. Then reports say they sold him for around 75 million but Conte now has said 59 million

Surely you are not saying United would lie ! I am sure it is just a simple mistake, this is the home of British football, the excellence that every other club strive to achieve, the, the something or other. They would not lie.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

There will be when the rags drop to 14th.

Then it becomes the top 14

 

[aguero93:20]

Then it becomes the top 14

They play better football than the rags though.

 

[Easy]

Rags have Leicester at home, West Ham away, Arsenal and liverpool at home in there next 5 I think. Ole will be taking his wheel back to Norway by the end of October unfortunately.

Hahahaha.

They will also have to manage Thursday nights.

Their attack is so thin, Martial, Rashford, Daniel James and Lingard. Mid table at best. The board is as clueless as the manager.

We’re in for a lot of laughs this season!!

 

[dickie davies]

Ouch, there is me pulling up the other poster for getting it wrong about the fireman and I get the Dibble wrong !

I still know the song about the doctor though....
If you're feeling sickly please call him quickly
He can cure most ills
With his pale pink medicine and sugar coated pills. (can't remember his name just the song)

And that's without google !!!!

Harold Shipman

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I read somewhere that MU were possibly looking someone to sponsor and rename OT. How about Theatre of Drivel

I heard it's going to be called the Viagra stadium as it's the only way the stand a chance of getting up the table.

 

[kaz7]

Wank B(sorry Ric) has pulled out of the internationals,what a surprise

 

[crazyg]

Oh, go on, tells us your thoughts about Lingard :)

If it helps: Pretty Please!!

 

[Blue Mist]

Wank B(sorry Ric) has pulled out of the internationals,what a surprise

FFS, all the media hype (orchestrated by the Rags) to get him the gig in the first place and then under orders from the GPC he pulls a sickie.

 

[Trojan1962]

Brilliant, did you google it or remember that ? if it was from memory full marks go to the top of the class.

No I remembered it I watched them all in the 60’s

 

[Tuearts right boot]

always have a better second half of the season, it's in their DNA

Usually after christmas, they'll glancing over their shoulder at the chasing pack

 

[trumpton]

Ouch, there is me pulling up the other poster for getting it wrong about the fireman and I get the Dibble wrong !

I still know the song about the doctor though....
If you're feeling sickly please call him quickly
He can cure most ills
With his pale pink medicine and sugar coated pills. (can't remember his name just the song)

And that's without google !!!!

451, huh, school boy error. I am Trumpton and I claim my five pounds!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

always have a better second half of the season, it's in their DNA

Have you got a quid on clueless replacing ole in January?

 

[Nellies left peg]

“They’re going down ,
they’re going down,
they’re going dowwwwwnnnn,
they’re going down,
United going down like a....”

I can see these ****s getting relegated , in fact i’m going to stick a £10 on.

Good luck I've got 10 @ 500/1.money in the bank

 

[DruntBlunt]

Utd. need a big performance against Leicester if they carry on with the shit they been turning out the trap door might just open again with Ole falling through it They're sacking managers faster than us in the 80s, the worry is they might fall on somebody half competent.

It doesn't matter as long as there's no changes in upper management. You could argue both Maureen and mad Louie are half competent but within the present swamp framework they had very little chance of any success.

 

[yeseye]

Good luck I've got 10 @ 500/1.money in the bank

Fuck me, have you read every page!