United thread 2019/20

[niall'sdiscoshorts]

42.

Answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything

 

[Hoghead]

Lads, lassies, Sorry for the Trumpton posts but at the moment the Rags resemble a 1960's childrens television programme.

I used to know a rag fan whose surname was Trumpton.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

I used to know a rag fan whose surname was Trumpton.

Was he a wooden top?

 

[foggy1974]

Plastic rag at work last night said they should get Beckham as dof
Ribs are still hurting from laughing at him

 

[aguero93:20]

Plastic rag at work last night said they should get Beckham as dof
Ribs are still hurting from laughing at him

Better fashion sense than Wio tbf.

 

[smeeagain]

Worth having a few quid on them going down because all that needs to happen is them dropping below 9th or 10th , and the cashout may well be a good return alone!

 

[Impeccable One]

I'm really tempted to lump some more on them going down. Bet365 gave me 1000/1 in July and seems to still be the same now.

Unless their forwards outscore opponents or they get a helping official hand, then I can see it.

Any thoughts? Will the premier league really let Man United suffer relegation? Are they crap enough to go down?

Lump on but be prepared to cash out at Christmas.

 

[Machiavelli]

Plastic rag at work last night said they should get Beckham as dof
Ribs are still hurting from laughing at him

Victoria?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Victoria?

Might as well be.

 

[crazyg]

Answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything

And the question to that answer is:
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

It's actually how Eewar works out the pay structure of new players.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Better fashion sense than Wio tbf.

And just as eloquent

 

[Dreadzone]

Lads, lassies, Sorry for the Trumpton posts but at the moment the Rags resemble a 1960's childrens television programme.

The Clangers?

 

[HypnoticBlue]

The Clangers?

Bill & Ben or Dillon off Magic Roundabout

 

[big gaz]

The Clangers?

Do you have the correct names for the little buggers ;-)

 

[Dreadzone]

Do you have the correct names for the little buggers ;-)

Haha, not a chance!

 

[why me? Blue Manchester]

Do you have the correct names for the little buggers ;-)

Theyre called tiny, small, mother, major and granny but never forget the soup dragon

 

[big gaz]

I know one is called small

Beats me matey :-)

 

[big gaz]

Theyre called tiny, small, mother, major and granny but never forget the soup dragon

So no chance of twins having the same name ?

 

[The Lightbowne Cowboy]

Plastic rag at work last night said they should get Beckham as dof
Ribs are still hurting from laughing at him

Can you imagine Beckham being Director of football ? Ole would say, 'OK David, I need you to go and spend 300 million at least on the creme de la creme'. 'OK Ole e e e'. The simple bastard would have 5000 artic lorries parked outside Owed Trafford the next morning, full of Elmlea and Carnation.

 

[Vienna_70]

Plastic rag at work last night said they should get Beckham as dof
Ribs are still hurting from laughing at him

Director of Fuckwittery?