United thread 2019/20

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Machiavelli said:
They did do a treble (CL, PL, FAC) which surpasses our domestic treble.
Symbolically the domestic treble is great as nobody has ever done it but we’d swap our LC for the CL everyday of the week.
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Wrong for me I'm afraid. I despise the CL and genuinely wish we weren't part f it. Obviously I want City to win every game but CL is the one I'd forfeit. FFS I wouldn't even consider giving up the Community Shield in favour of that corrupt, rigged, financially motivated competition!
 
Trojan1962 said:
Mickey the fucking Southern baby. Pathetic weak man. They need to drop down 2 tiers and see how that feels.
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What's going to kill these rag c#nts in the end is the gap between reality and their perceived take on reality.

It's time they accept the party is over. The pisscan was head chef and bottle washer at the swamp and completely ran the show. That model of management is finished.

The media don't help either when they report shite like M.U.F.C. should be back where they belong.

The fu#kers should be in the second division if that's the case.
 
Tracking back said:
What's going to kill these rag c#nts in the end is the gap between reality and their perceived take on reality.

It's time they accept the party is over. The pisscan was head chef and bottle washer at the swamp and completely ran the show. That model of management is finished.

The media don't help either when they report shite like M.U.F.C. should be back where they belong.

The fu#kers should be in the second division if that's the case.
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Remove the hype , and their team today is the result of years of mis-management and is fucking wonderful to watch. The crowing arrogant twats who reveled in their success just don't know how to deal with the situation staring them in the face. May they enjoy many more years of abject shite and failure.
 
Rentboy, behind the wheel of the rag bandwagon as it ambles haplessly along life's highway, stopping every now and again to pick up another drooling, sycophantic misfit, desperately looking for somewhere, anywhere, where he will be able to finally fit in after years and years of being shunned by a society who collectively take a dim view of portly, middle-aged men in urine-soiled corduroy trousers, wearing faded '1997 Spice Girls European Tour' tee shirts over a curiously distended belly that appears not to have made contact with soap and water since Margaret Thatcher resigned from political office.

Rentboy brings the bandwagon to a shuddering halt and beckons the slack-jawed troglodyte over.


RENTBOY: Where are you going, young fellow?

DIMWIT: Wodga mean?

RENTBOY: I mean, depending on your planned destination, perhaps I could give you a lift?

DIMWIT: (Scratching his head confusedly)
Wodga mean?

RENTBOY: (Sighing wearily as it dawns on him that he's found yet another one).
Look, I am the manager of the rags. You know? The rags? The most hated club
in the universe (well, alongside the dippers, naturally)?

DIMWIT: Wodga mean?

RENTBOY: (Muttering under his breath: 'Fuck me, the English can certainly breed some morons')
Look, I am a football manager -or at least that's what it says on my job description.
The club I manage has been haemorrhaging support lately because we are all absolute
dogshit. Would you like to jump up on the bandwagon and be a part of a club
that was famous many years ago? Please? We need all the support we can gather?

DIMWIT: S'port ushited? Wodga fink I'm fuckin' stupid or summat?


The corduroy-wearing cretin continues on his way, shoulders hunched against the cold and the wind.
A downtrodden, mentally deficient, troubled man. Fearful of the path that lies ahead he somehow - despite having the mental prowess of a piece of seaweed - knows that he is alarmingly ill-equipped to deal with the world at large.
But suddenly, a broad grin breaks out on his face, revealing a row of stumpy nicotine-stained teeth. His smile grows and grows and then, totally out of character, he laughs! He releases the largest belly-laugh mankind has ever heard because it dawns on him that, despite the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune that have dogged him his whole wretched life, it dawns on him that...HE IS NOT A RAG!
 
ali benarbia's studs said:
fooked this year, doing a pompei.
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Every so often in my life I have had a sense of something important, and that I should put a bet on it.
2 standouts are:
seeing Tony Blair as a lowly backbench MP being interviewed about something, and thinking hmmm PM one day
Seeing Netanyahu as a govt spokesman being interviewed during Gulf War I, and also thinking the same.

The most recent one was reading a discussion on BM about the odds on United being relegated.
So... I finally did it, and bet for the 1st time in my life 500-1.

3’s a charm
 
BigJoe#1 said:
Wrong for me I'm afraid. I despise the CL and genuinely wish we weren't part f it. Obviously I want City to win every game but CL is the one I'd forfeit. FFS I wouldn't even consider giving up the Community Shield in favour of that corrupt, rigged, financially motivated competition!
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No disrespect but just because you view the CL as you do it doesn’t change the fact the CL, PL and FAC would’ve been viewed as a better achievement than our domestic treble.
 
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