United thread 2019/20

[hertsblue]

Think we have a real good chance of beating them Saturday- I look at them team compared to ours and I struggle to see where they are stronger.

FA think so also so no doubt instructed Riley to appoint Alti Taylor for your game.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Where is the MEN article circling the empty seats with a blue pen?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

So,he scores his first goal,but he scores them with his left and right.......would he not have had to score 2 goals to manage that?

Possibly so but apparently he was called up to the next England squad within 4 seconds of the ball hitting the back of the net.............. ;-)

 

[TCIB]

See OGS saying he is not worried about Rashford's form following last night's result.

Well he bloody well should be considering how much money they are wasting on the useless sod.

Chemical Ole?

"Everything is fine lads, nowt to see here"

 

[axlgod]

Chemical Ole?

"Everything is fine lads, nowt to see here"

Comical Ole.

 

[TCIB]

Comical Ole.

It certainly has a ring to it hehe. Any photoshop gurus fancy pasting his mug on that chemical ali fella from the iraq war?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

That's one of the worst fan songs I've ever heard, jesus christ,

He missed to the left, he missed to the right. Mason Greenwood your football is shite. (Stolen from the barny army)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Where is the MEN article circling the empty seats with a blue pen?

They don’t need one - the white gantries already do a excellent job of framing them.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Massive 3 points against Taxi Drivers F.C.

I await the media proclaiming Greenwood as the next Ronaldo prior to him signing for Sunderland on a free in 2021.

MEN actually likened him to Van Persie. Presumably a couple more goals before the Ronaldo comparison?

 

[crazyg]

Chemical Ole?

"Everything is fine lads, nowt to see here"

 

[TCIB]

So very apt hahaha. Think i have the flu so that cheered me up. I mean not that i needed it after todays fine showing but still well worth a chuckle that sir hehe.

If they lose tomorrow there will certainly be fireworks.

 

[smudgedj]

It certainly has a ring to it hehe. Any photoshop gurus fancy pasting his mug on that chemical ali fella from the iraq war?

 

[TCIB]

Bwahahahaha, you absolute legend Smudge. Saved and triplicate, not losing that bugger hehe.

If i ever watch his pre match pressers now i won't be able to keep a straight face xD

Brilliant!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Hope Zabs is in the squad tomorrow , he can come on and score the injury time winner.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

MEN actually likened him to Van Persie. Presumably a couple more goals before the Ronaldo comparison?

Original or grease-ball?

 

[IrelandSuperman]

How does it feel you wankmeisters

Never felt more like singing the blues

 

[Jordie]

West ham taking the piss. Haha

 

[Mancityus]

Things are getting tough - Taylor was in place to do the needful but no one good enough to even fall down in penalty area.

 

[City Raider]

Never felt more like...

 

[waspish]

If the scum dont get a penalty they are beaten.