United thread 2019/20

[Fordyboy46]

Fucking hell they're even worse than I thought, scraping through on pens against Rochdale. We would've won about 7-0 I reckon, they're in deep shit and I hope it gets a lot worse for the bastards.

 

[goatersnipple]

Well the famous conveyor belt of young lads look really good.
We should be scared.
This is brilliant.
I explained to a rag in the pub earlier why there called the rags.
About that banner.
And why at every opportunity I will rub it In armchair or real fan they will get it every time i see them.
And for all they go on about the piss can they never .
Ever.
Had a team that played like we do now.
Fuck off you dirty rag bastards

 

[Tuearts right boot]

This made me laugh

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The 16 year old Rochdale kid who scored against us lives about 5 mins from Old Trafford at Fallowfield.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Just when you think the Rags couldnt sink any lower...... Rags 1 (£300m team) Rochdale 1, the football club that just keeps on giving

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

This made me laugh

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The 16 year old Rochdale kid who scored against us lives about 5 mins from Old Trafford at Fallowfield.

By jet-plane, obviously.

 

[Gingers Dad]

Think rags might rise to the occasion in their big derby...but go out on penalties.

Nearly

 

[City Raider]

Rochdale. Fucking Rochdale.

At last I’ve some comeback for defeat at County.

 

[The Colonel]

Jeez. I didn’t know the result but just heard the sky commentators discussing how they needed a bounce back win after defeat against West Ham, and they got it.

I’m sure that all their self doubts have evaporated having brushed aside the mighty Rochdale.

 

[cleavers]

Rochdale. Fucking Rochdale.

At last I’ve some comeback for defeat at County.

They'll just tell you they won unfortunately.

 

[Vienna_70]

might as well be celtic

They’re not that fucking good.

Might as well be Motherwell!

 

[Vienna_70]

For the lurking rags...the word of the day to digest and embrace. WANK.

That’s a word most rags embrace every day of their sad, empty lives.

 

[ws01]

That fat **** Howson is a bit quiet these days.

Probably busy eating to reach his goal of diabetes

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Excellent news.....
Says the rags will lose 30% of their annual deal if they fail to qualify for the CL 2 seasons running.
Ole is at the wheel....
https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/09/manchester-united-adidas-deal-includes-reduction.html?m=1

 

[bennyboy]

They’re not that fucking good.

Might as well be Motherwell!

Naw might as well be Hibs.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Might as well aspire to be.like Celtic

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Genuine question. Why isn’t baconface (don’t call him Fergie, please) advising them on the strategic football side?

Tbf I've always called him 'fergie' since September 23 1989 when the Kippax roared "Taxi for fergie!!" tauunting utd fot the last 30 mins of The Maine rd Massacre ..Before the match no Blue seriously expected us to win..to then watch us score 5 past the most expensive team in Britain. ..that last half an hour on the Kippax was dreamland watching Platt lane empty of rags and Blues openly laughing out loud waving them home...that's the first time id ever heard him called fergie .and it's stuck.a whole 30 mins to wallow in a victory and taunt reds looking shell shocked and utterly broken....

 

[city saint]

Revenue is vanity. Profit is sanity.

ask Thomas cook

 

[RadcliffeRick]

That fat **** Howson is a bit quiet these days.

After this no one should ever give him any time at all!!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

i have a feeling Greta Thunberg may hold their next presser.

 

[Gray]

i have a feeling Greta Thunberg may hold their next presser.

Bloody hell I hope not, she is getting on my nerves big time.