United thread 2019/20

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[Stoned Rose]

Thought this was quality haha.

Upsetting to see this.

Obertan never ‘panicked’ when he ran the show for Utd.

Look at the fucking state of him now.

Shocking scenes.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Clear and obvious eh Jake?

I hope you’ve run that past VAR then you daft ****.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Old but gold

G-Nev going all Paul Massey on the phone to a 12 year old.

Hard bastard.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

The only trophy they'll see at the swamp this season will be the super league trophy in 2 weeks time

 

[bluethrunthru]

Didn't know he was a rag - oh wait born in Peterbrough, raised in Norwich, lives in South London - classic rag pedigree

 

[Vienna_70]

Well he’s in the same league as Alex Higgins then, he told me to Piss Off when i asked for his autograph in Cheadle when i was about 11

Brian Close did the same to me in 1977, when playing for Somerset. I was 14 at the time and he just sat there and waved me and several other youngsters away, though the rest of the were happy to do so, as did Geoff Arnold and some of his Surrey team-mates.

I have never forgiven Close.

 

[Blueknows]

Just watching the stoke forest game didn't realise Nick Powell played for stoke wasn't he supposed to be the next George best ?

 

[Blueknows]

The only trophy they'll see at the swamp for many a season will be the super league trophy in 2 weeks time

Edited hope you don't mind

 

[Vienna_70]

Edited hope you don't mind

Not true.

The Super League Grand Final is played at the swamp every year.

;-)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Shouldn`t this be in the Save Ole Solskjaer thread.

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Jake is unfortunately for him, a canary.
Although he does a lot of scouse and united cock sucking in front of the assembled media hordes.

 

[Vienna_70]

Jake is unfortunately for him, a canary.
Although he does a lot of scouse and united cock sucking in front of the assembled media hordes.

Doing his masters' bidding.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Just watching the stoke forest game didn't realise Nick Powell played for stoke wasn't he supposed to be the next George best ?

Wasnt he a full back? So more likely the new Mike Duxbury or Arthur Albiston

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

From the BBC gossip page - please make this be true and please Edwood Woodwoodwood make it happen

Paul Pogba has asked Manchester United for a new deal worth £600,000 a week. The France midfielder, 26, is aware of interest from Juventus and Real Madrid. (Tuttosport - in Italian)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

United could be in 14th place this weekend it the planets align.

 

[city986]

It would appear that the only place they are relevant these days is on here and were only laughing at them long my it continue oh nearly forgot SCUM that's what they are and that's what they will always be

 

[manchester blue]

Didn't know he was a rag - oh wait born in Peterbrough, raised in Norwich, lives in South London - classic rag pedigree

He’s right though. Especially about not sacking Ole. :)

 

[manchester blue]

From the BBC gossip page - please make this be true and please Edwood Woodwoodwood make it happen

Paul Pogba has asked Manchester United for a new deal worth £600,000 a week. The France midfielder, 26, is aware of interest from Juventus and Real Madrid. (Tuttosport - in Italian)

Do these clubs watch him or are they just after a commercial deal here. Did they not see him sky about six shots v Rochdale?

He’s shite.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

From the BBC gossip page - please make this be true and please Edwood Woodwoodwood make it happen

Paul Pogba has asked Manchester United for a new deal worth £600,000 a week. The France midfielder, 26, is aware of interest from Juventus and Real Madrid. (Tuttosport - in Italian)

Wants to send a message out to the rest of the dressing room - wank pisstakers will come and wank pisstakers will go, but he'll always be the biggest and the best.