United thread 2019/20

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Touched a nerve? I have been to more city games than you and that is a fact, were you at 5 1 vs rags I was. Were you at Gillingham 99 I was ,were you at Huddersfield 10 1 I was were.you at semi vs rags I was, were you at Tottenham 81 cup final I was, were you at the game when we were beating Bournemouth 3-0 at half time to go up amd drew 3-3 you get the picture, I will have my opinion

Both games? ;)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Both games? ;)

That’s not fair, it was a school night!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You should have learned by now, never write them off or underestimate them - the Liverpool game could be the turning point, we’ve seen it before with one of their under siege managers who was seemingly destined for the chop the next week:

7 minutes of injury time sees the introduction of a young academy prospect, Clarke Bobbins, who scores and goes on to lead them to a famous second half victory, while also reducing the overall match deficit to just -5 goals, thereby keeping them just above the relegation spots.

The powers that be at Chode Trafford stay their hands, sensing there’s something in this lad and fast track him to an England cap and promising future career with Sunderland...

The fee he can command them will be more than enough to pay pogba’s salary for another two minutes, long enough for one more social media post, ensuring their relevance for literally, hours to come.

Yep, I wouldn’t put it past Woody to have foreseen and schemed exactly this kind of plan.

 

[Mikejl]

Other than the usual BM funny reasons, why is Phil Jones ‘injured’ and due to what?
Premierinjuries has united down with 10 injured, and Phil Jones listed as ‘other’.

Face ache?

 

[SWP's back]

Blah blah touched a nerve?

Not subtle is he

 

[journolud]

Touched a nerve? I have been to more city games than you and that is a fact, were you at 5 1 vs rags I was. Were you at Gillingham 99 I was ,were you at Huddersfield 10 1 I was were.you at semi vs rags I was, were you at Tottenham 81 cup final I was, were you at the game when we were beating Bournemouth 3-0 at half time to go up amd drew 3-3 you get the picture, I will have my opinion

Were you at York away?

 

[Dubai Blue]

Touched a nerve? I have been to more city games than you and that is a fact, were you at 5 1 vs rags I was. Were you at Gillingham 99 I was ,were you at Huddersfield 10 1 I was were.you at semi vs rags I was, were you at Tottenham 81 cup final I was, were you at the game when we were beating Bournemouth 3-0 at half time to go up amd drew 3-3 you get the picture, I will have my opinion

Hardly the most obscure set of fixtures you could have chosen to prove your point!

I was at all of those (apart from 81 as I'd only just been born) and there'll be LOTS of Blues who've been to more games than me.

 

[Tanzeylee]

Touched a nerve? I have been to more city games than you and that is a fact, were you at 5 1 vs rags I was. Were you at Gillingham 99 I was ,were you at Huddersfield 10 1 I was were.you at semi vs rags I was, were you at Tottenham 81 cup final I was, were you at the game when we were beating Bournemouth 3-0 at half time to go up amd drew 3-3 you get the picture, I will have my opinion

I and many many others off this forum were at all them games plus hundreds upon hundreds more(must be getting close to four figures now) but we don't come on here blowing smoke up the rags arses(for the record I wasn't at York away)

 

[journolud]

I and many many others off this forum were at all them games plus hundreds upon hundreds more(must be getting close to four figures now) but we don't come on here blowing smoke up the rags arses(for the record I wasn't at York away)

Part time supporter ;-)

 

[manimanc]

Touched a nerve? I have been to more city games than you and that is a fact, were you at 5 1 vs rags I was. Were you at Gillingham 99 I was ,were you at Huddersfield 10 1 I was were.you at semi vs rags I was, were you at Tottenham 81 cup final I was, were you at the game when we were beating Bournemouth 3-0 at half time to go up amd drew 3-3 you get the picture, I will have my opinion

Fuckin glory hunter.
Was you at bury at home 0-1? Was you at West Brom away 0-4? Was you at Bolton at home 0-2?
Get the picture.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Fuckin glory hunter.
Was you at bury at home 0-1? Was you at West Brom away 0-4? Was you at Bolton at home 0-2?
Get the picture.

I was in the Maine Stand when it kicked off v Millwall in 99. Anyone who was in the North Stand that day deffo has bragging rights over everyone else.

 

[Blueknows]

You showed a moment of weakness there but fortunately you recovered before pressing the send button.

lol very good

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Here's a tip for you Ole if you're reading this which will more or less guarantee you the opposition will not score.. Fcuk the doughnut thief off and put the dabber in goal..
Get Beans Beans Beans a seat in the stand behind the said goal armed with a big fcuk off boombox, stocked with the dabbers favourite tunes..
When the opposition forward breaks through your defence Ole (and he f'kin will mate 100%) get Beans Beans Beans to fire up the Boombox thus causing the dabber to move like he's been tasered.. said forward will piss himself laughing causing him skew his shot wide.. Might just win you enough points to stay up!

That shouldn't have made me smile so much.........

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Were you at York away?

It's quicker to ask the world 'who wasn't at Yorke away'? ;-)

 

[balotellishaircut]

my very first game was Oxford home, we lost 2-0 I think, my mum let me n my mate go by ourselves, 1986 I think it was.

 

[SouthStandStander]

I was in the Maine Stand when it kicked off v Millwall in 99. Anyone who was in the North Stand that day deffo has bragging rights over everyone else.

Agree!.
I was also there that day. About 10 seats away from segregation. Spent most of the game ducking and avoiding flying broken seats. I was also on the double decker bus that was nearly tipped over by them outside the chippy.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Were you at York away?

York away is sooooo last year its shaktar away now!

 

[Electric Blue]

Face ache?

He has a head mishapment problem

 

[mosssideblue]

Brilliant

 

[laserblue]

Not forgetting his other classic quote about the rags. "It's like Disneyland for adults." Well he certainly got that one right about the Mickey Mouse outfit down at the swamp.