United thread 2019/20

[crazyg]

Mines 14mm but you should see it when it gets angry

You are Biggus Dickus, and I claim my 10 Denarii.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Auditioning for his dream job. Hes lost the last 4 so it's looking good.

rags certainly make shite manager's !

 

[Bill the Blue]

Was at Notts County away in the cup when Gary Lund scored a last minute winner, have watched us loose to Stockport County at home that is as low as it gets

Evening Tommo, not caught up with you for a while, did you go to Halifax away in the cup mate?, that was pretty shit to be honest. Most of the games you mentioned I was there, must have walked past each other on occasion mate.. haha! I remember being at Notts County away when we were going for promotion and were getting dicked 3-0 at HT so a bit of a pitch invasion took place.. different era..

Everyone who has supported and followed City over the years can reminisce, it's not about being the biggest and bestest blue,it's about being a blue..

Anyway, I read your posts and what comes across to me is your passion for City, nothing wrong with that mate!! We all get pissed when we lose, I understand your frustration... You should always find time to laugh at the rags though

 

[DrBlueBob]

You are Biggus Dickus, and I claim my 10 Denarii.

And a nice gourd.

 

[Gray]

Watching England Women on BBC 4 now, why do they play like the rags ? Oh it's Phil Chuckle !

They are pants, he has the best attacking fullback in world football playing in midfield. Give him the United job it would be hilarious.

 

[cookster]

Any many think we’re too strict with our moderation of new threads...

You've changed! Just looking for any reason to shoehorn the word Mod into any sentence ;)

 

[SebastianBlue]

You've changed! Just looking for any reason to shoehorn the word Mod into any sentence ;)

You know me now: mod this, mod that, everything a mod, mod.

 

[Jordie]

Parking attendant Sam has been on TalkSport basically pitching for the job

Edited for accuracy.

 

[crazyg]

And a nice gourd.

But I'm NOT the Messiah!

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bosnich has just described The Wheel as ‘a world class person’ on SSN.

What a massive tit.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

I wasn't at York away...

No, I wasn’t at York away......

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

Do you know what,i think they might,lose against the dippers and i reckon ole is toast,we are really crap at trying to save rag managers

And we try so hard too.

 

[Blue Mist]

They are shit at the moment and when I wake up tomorrow morning they will still be shit.

I firmly believe that they will still be shit tomorrow night but I will gladly come on here and update you all.

Well it is indeed now night time and yes, they are still shit. I may have to do nightly updates but as I do not see any sign of improvement any time soon I may just post once a year to remind everyone they are still shit.

 

[deano ou812]

Bosnich has just described The Wheel as ‘a world class person’ on SSN.

What a massive tit.

To be fair he’s probably a decent bloke is ole,but as a manager he’s clueless,he’ll be gone soon even if they beat the scousers,I’m now more interested in who they will try and bring in ...

 

[laserblue]

I have honestly tried to watch womens football but it drains me.

Is that a euphemism? ;)

 

[mosssideblue]

To be fair he’s probably a decent bloke is ole,but as a manager he’s clueless,he’ll be gone soon even if they beat the scousers,I’m now more interested in who they will try and bring in ...

Totally out of his depth and he knows it. For the life of me I cannot see (knowing the last three managers had not improved them), why they bring in a 4th with a CV not fit for the job and worse than his three predecessors and expected him to effect a turnaround.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Totally out of his depth and he knows it. For the life of me I cannot see (knowing the last three managers had not improved them), why they bring in a 4th with a CV not fit for the job and worse than his three predecessors and expected him to effect a turnaround.

Roumour has it he scored an important goal in a cup final 20 years ago, refuses to park in the pisscans spot, works for £62.79 per week, pays his own petrol though and mentions that the 'lads are working hard / have worked hard / tried their best / play for the shirt' at least fkin 76 times per post match interview when trying to talk his way out of another shit show ffs... Soon be over Ole and you can go back to delivering the Norwegian Bugle.. Hope the newsagent hasn't sold ur bike!

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

And a nice gourd.

I'll give you 5 shekels for it

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Well it is indeed now night time and yes, they are still shit. I may have to do nightly updates but as I do not see any sign of improvement any time soon I may just post once a year to remind everyone they are still shit.

Maybe just come back to tell us when they are no longer shit?

 

[Blue Mist]

Maybe just come back to tell us when they are no longer shit?

Fuck me, then I will never post !